NASCAR Weekend Recap! And the Continuation of Austin Vs. Dale Vs. Danica

I wasn’t able to watch the NASCAR Nationwide series race from Las Vegas yesterday because I was too concerned with my buddy’s ex-wife finally officially moving out. After all of that excitement, I took a nap that encompassed most of the race. Turns out Ricky Stenhouse Jr., in a Ford Fusion, pulled off a win! GO FORD!

Nineteen year old rookie, Austin Dillon, started third and finished seventh. He led no laps. Hot as balls, thirty year old Danica Patrick, started twelfth and finished twelfth. She led no laps either.

Vegas is a track that is considered one of the “easiest” configuration; essentially a cookie cutter track… A mile-and-a-half layout that is somewhat easy to drive in that the aerodynamics affecting the car and the ability to drive it are pretty equal. Regardless, my hat and, most importantly, my underwear is off to Danica for a pretty solid finish. If she can pull off a top ten finish I’ll post pictures of her actually wearing a fire suit! Until then, it’s tits and/or ass!

Today’s Sprint Cup race was pretty freakin’ fantastic! Tony Stewart won it, which is pretty cool since he hasn’t won there until today. My dude, Carl Edwards, finished fifth! There were two Fords in the top five! That’s pretty good; although they were accompanied by three Chevies. Anyway…. GO FORD!

As far as comparisons go, Jr. started fourth and finished tenth today. Pretty good driving, Dale!

So here goes after this week:

Austin…

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
3 0 2 3 5.7 5.3

Dale…

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
3 0 1 2 12.7 8.7

Danica…

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
3 0 0 0 14.3 23.7
Austin gets very little coverage. Dale & Danica get tons! No matter… The camera whores are dictated by the stupid media.
As far as NASCAR goes, the Bristol day race is next week and the gloves will definitely be off… Good luck Danica, because you’re gonna get your beautiful ass kicked!
Now I’m off to watch NHRA drag racing and the 8,000 HP John Force Mustangs kick some ass!

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