Monthly Archives: May 2012

2012 Cleveland Browns OTAs ~ Part 1

Yes indeed… I am and forever will be a fan of the Cleveland Browns. Every year, around this time, I get all excited thinking that something great is gonna happen; like they go 8-8 or even get into the playoffs.

Then they start the preseason… and injuries happen. Hell, injuries happen in the weight room. Cleveland prolly lost their 2011 first round draft pick, defensive tackle Phil Taylor, for this season because he blew out a pec while bench pressing…


Speaking of injuries, here is my only thought about preventing them: Please let these guys use HGH (Human growth hormone), Roger Goodell! I’d bet my left arm that most of the players were using HGH prior to last season. I believe that there was an increase in injuries in the NFL last year because the league was planning on testing for it. Fearing that they would test positive for HGH and face suspension, players got off it…

I’m not a doctor but, after 37 seconds of research, I found that HGH helps muscles and ligaments grow and heal faster than the old fashioned way of relying on your body to fix itself.

Take away the HGH and BOOM!… torn ACLs hamstrings, quads, biceps, triceps… you name it!


Okay… back to the Browns and the beginning of OTAs (Organized Team Activities). I’m so excited to see players on the field! Sometime in July, when training camp starts, I’ll be at the Browns’ facility to bring you my own photos and videos. Until then, I have to rely on the local media and Plain Dealer for evidence of practice!

First picture… Colt McCoy on the left, with Brandon Weeden. I’m sorry, Colt, you’re gone as the Browns starter. You’re too short, have tiny hands (HGH won’t fix this at this point) and you take the snap and run around like you’re Michael Vick trying to make a play. Problem is, the offensive line doesn’t know where you’re at so you get crushed. Weeden’s a bigger, stronger fella… case closed!

“Hey Colt, can you go grab my water bottle?”

And who’s gonna protect Weeden? THESE GUYS! Joe Thomas is a perennial pro bowler… and the Browns have added some depth to the offensive line!

L to R…. Offensive linemen Ryan Miller, JOE THOMAS, Mitchell Schwartz

Who’s gonna tote the rock? Trent Richardson! Trent’s gonna be a stud running back.. Yes….I wrote that! Dude’s gonna tear some shit up!

If you’re a Browns fan, and you watch the following Trent Richardson highlight reel, and don’t get goosebumps…. you’re not a Browns fan!

Who’s gonna catch the ball? That’s been a serious problem for Cleveland lately. On the left we have Joshua Cribbs who, before getting a good contract, used to be awesome. Don’t get me wrong, Cribbs is still a freak, but I think he’s lost a step. Enter Travis Benjamin… his highlight reel looks like he’s DeSean Jackson of the Eagles! Combine his breakaway speed with Weeden’s laser, rocket arm and we’re on the right track!

Boy is Cribbs big compared to Benjamin! Smaller means faster, though!

And Greg Little is working on actually catching the ball this year, since he dropped like 157 balls last year.

Evan Moore… dudes gonna make a difference this year. I’ve gotta thing for white tight ends and Evan is my dude!

Here’s Carlton Mitchell… I love the guy because we’re friends on facebook and he follows me on twitter (we had an argument on twitter once and almost broke up; ‘nother story for another time) but why doesn’t he play? I was impressed with him a couple years ago at training camp and the coaching staff has never utilized him. I seriously believe he could be a threat…. stay tuned!

The Late, Mailed-in, Week Thirteen NASCAR Update…. Danica Patrick Frustrates Me….. She Will Soon be Replaced by Brooklyn Decker!

I had a fantastic Memorial Day Weekend with my girls… and my second family out in Pennsylvania. I’ll gather my thoughts, put them in some semblance of order and write about it soon.

Meanwhile, in Concord, NC, the Nationwide and Cup Series raced on Saturday & Sunday, respectively. I paid no attention, as there was too much fun going on over the weekend to be concerned with NASCAR. So here is the first update I’ve done in which no actual racing was watched. I literally watched maybe three minutes out of 390 minutes of racing. C’mon… cut me some slack! NASCAR takes a back seat when I’m in the presence of people I love!

Charlotte Motor Speedway was the venue:

For the Nationwide Series race, Austin Dillon qualified second and finished eleventh. Not bad at all!

The ever so sexy Danica Patrick qualified third and finished thirteenth! Hoo boy, she’s right in the tracks of my boy, Austin. Actually she isn’t, but I figured I’d be nice anyway…

Austin is third in championship points, 28 points back from the leader. Danica is ninth in championship points… 166 points back.

Brad Keselowski won the race! Woo hoo! Good work horseface!

Once again, and I believe for seven more Sprint Cup races this season, Danica ran with the big boys…. and sucked again! She qualified 40th, out of 43…. and finished five laps down in 30th (that’s 7 1/2 miles back, by the way!). She’s terrible as a race car driver and boring to watch; not aggressive at all and falls back in the pack quickly in an effort to avoid competition.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. finished sixth after qualifying twelfth. Kasey Kahne won the race after leading some 94 of the 400 laps.

Awwwweee yeeeaaahhh! Sports Illustrated model and actress, Brooklyn Decker was at the track to promote some stupid movie about aliens, called Battleship. She even spent a few minutes with Danica talking about race cars and modeling.

Maaaaake oooout!

I joked, before the season, that NASCAR wanted Danica solely for marketing purposes. This is no longer a joke. Danica was brought on board to increase viewership and it appears as she has done just that. However, if she can’t (or won’t) compete, she won’t be around very long.

Here’s another marketing ploy; this time by NASCAR driver, Tony Stewart. Stewart owns a half mile dirt track in Rossburg, Ohio, called Eldora Speedway.

For the past seven years, Eldora Speedway has been the host to Stewart’s own charity All Star Race, Prelude to the Dream. This is a pay-per-view event in which net proceeds from the telecast will support Feed The Children, a U.S.-based charity that domestically has helped more than 365,000 families.

Tony Stewart has asked Danica Patrick to be in this race. She has never raced on dirt in her life. She will not finish this race. BUT…. the fact that she’s in it will get more people to watch and more money to charity. So that’s good!

Numbers after week thirteen:


Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
11 0 6 8 4.8 7.6


Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
12 0 4 9 14.2 8.2


Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
11 0 0 1 15.3 20.2
Here’s a boner bonus .gif of Brooklyn Decker…. since she was at Charlotte over the weekend. Good luck trying not to stare at it for 30 minutes like I did.

The NHRA returns to action this weekend in Englishtown, NJ. The race cars get there quite early, it seems. When the girls and I were returning from Pennsylvania, we saw three NHRA car haulers headed east on the PA turnpike: they were the cars of Courtney Force, Alexis DeJoria and Tony Schumacher.

NASCAR will be at Dover International Speedway in Dover, DE this weekend.

I may actually watch some racing this weekend!

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Sexy Saturday… Hard Lines and Soft Curves…

When I was a child, I told my Mom that I dreamed of being surrounded by beautiful women one day. When I said it… I meant strippers, or Playboy models to be quite honest. I had no clue what was in store for me!

That dream has now come true… TWICE! Here’s how…

After a failed, nearly fifteen year, marriage I have three wonderful, beautiful daughters. There’s some beauty that I love being surrounded by!

Let’s go back in time now, shall we, to 1987 or so?

I had a huge crush on my sister’s friend, Diane. My sister, Michelle,  knew I was into Diane and did everything she could to keep me away from her. Unfortunately, it worked! Eventually, ways were parted and life happened.

Fast forward to early 2010… I was digging through some old pictures and stumbled across some of Michelle and Diane. I looked her up on facebook… and there she was!

We reconnected! And fell in love!

Long story short… Diane, after a failed, nearly fifteen year, marriage, also has three wonderful, beautiful daughters…

…and we are all hanging out this weekend!

That’s me, my three girls, Diane & her three girls! Too much estrogen? Not a chance! We have so much fun!

So, today, being surrounded by beautiful women as I dreamed about when I was a little boy, I’ll focus on a much lesser beauty… CARS!

Here are some local sexy cars, photographed by yours truly…

’65 Mustang… 6 cylinder, but pretty!

Sexy as hell Cobra… but a replica, I’m sure!

My ’92 ragtop Mustang…

And some classics….

’69 Goat

You sure you don’t mean ’66, Di? Those are pretty too!

1966 GTO

No cars are prettier than the Mustang, though, in my opinion!

’67 Mustang GT500 “Eleanor”

’64 1/2 ragtop Mustang

Race cars are pretty sexy…

2013 NASCAR Fusion

8,000 HP Mustang!

And last, but not least… the exotic cars!

What a ride, right?

Ferrari 458 Spider

… and going back to Lamborghini? The classic Countach!

Here we have a Cannonball Run Countach! I didn’t know this car existed until I watched Cannonball Run…

Enjoy the rest of your Memorial Day Weekend, folks! God bless America!

My Sweet ‘Paradise’

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now…. all the cool shit I want to say has already been written… I could tweak the following lyrics, do some good ole fashioned plagiarism and make ’em mine, but I ain’t gonna do that to Tesla, one of my favorite bands and, in my opinion, one of the most underrated bands ever.

When two people are absolutely perfect for each other on every level, yet separated by miles… yes miles can be overcome… but also by circumstances that prevent them being together; there are a lot of tearful goodbyes. This song implies an end to those goodbyes. I can only hope that is the case for us one day…

The video follows the lyrics and it’s worth checking out (after the stupid preceding commercial) as you can really see the emotion in Jeff Keith, and the rest of the band as they perform this.

~~~ Paradise ~~~

Hold me close now, hold me tight, don’t let go of me tonight…

You’re all I want, you’re all I need…Hold me close now, hold me tight, and don’t let go of me tonight…

Sweet paradise, yeah…

How I love all of those crazy little things you’ve said and done for me…

You’re the one for me…

Darlin’, dry your eyes, I can’t stand to see you cry…Now just turn and walk away, don’t look back when I say goodbye paradise…

Days go by and life goes on, I feel I’ve been away too long…

What I would give to be with you, days go by and life drags on…

Feel I’ve been away too long, for much too long, yeah…

And all the while that I’m away, don’t let our love fade away…Don’t you fade away…

Now as sure as the sun is gonna shine, the day will come…Now I’m waitin’ for the day, there’ll be no more sayin’ goodbye paradise…

My sweet paradise, you are the reason why it tears me up inside…And I break down and cry, didn’t wanna say goodbye paradise…

I’m comin’ home to you tonight, comin’ home to you tonight…

So hold on tight, tonight I’m on my way back home to paradise…

I’m so lost without you, I can’t live without you…

I’ve been away too long, now, tonight I’m on my way back home to you…

My my paradise, my my paradise…

To hold you in my arms, you’re all that I adore…

To see your smilin’ face as I walk through the door…

I’ll never say goodbye again, no.

I love you, baby!

Men’s Rules for Women

I saw an image going around facebook today that had a similar list to this; thought it was pretty funny and couldn’t find an original source as there are numerous versions. So, after cleaning up the spelling, grammar and punctuation I’ve claimed this as my own…

~~~ Men’s Rules for Women ~~~

Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentine’s Day and anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday is for sports. Let it go.

Top rated Victoria Azarenka

Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re locked in.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just ask!

We don’t remember dates…. Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes – tops. What makes you think we’d be any help at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your outfit?

I let Kate pick everything out…

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you click on this photo that Marisa Miller sent me, you can make it really freakin’ huge! I recommend you don’t as the airbrushing becomes apparent. I told her not to go through all that trouble to impress me.

If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We’ve been tricked before!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

Let us look. We are going to do it anyway; it’s genetic.

I didn’t even know that phone booths existed anymore… hell, I barely noticed the phone booth!

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends about it.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong.

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as NASCAR, the shotgun formation, or Kate Upton.

Kate looks so much better when I pick out her outfit… right?

Disappearing Potholes and My Girls’ Sports!

The main road I live by and work on, Pearl Rd., has been terrible for years. I’m talking about pot holes. Big pot holes that are everywhere; seemingly strategically placed so that if you don’t maneuver with the best of precision, you’re gonna feel it!

Yesterday they started a long awaited resurfacing project! Hoo boy am I excited! They’ve only ground down a couple inches of the old surface thus far; and will ultimately lay down a new asphalt surface. What’s amusing is that the ground down surface, though rough and grooved (to better accept the new asphalt), is smoother than what was there on Sunday night!

I can’t wait ’til it’s done… should be smooth as glass upon completion!

Next on the agenda is my girls’ sports… Alexis plays softball & Brookie plays softball and travel soccer; not that wimpy rec league stuff. Admittedly…I fought back about the travel soccer thing… but I’ve since come around and prefer it to the rec league, where the competition isn’t nearly as good. I love the fact that my girls want to be involved in sports and I enjoy watching their games. But ya know what? It really wears me down. I know… other parents have more kids in more sports… and God bless ’em!

This is Alexis from last year’s All Star Game!

As far as softball goes… Alexis’ games are scheduled on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. Brooke’s games are on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. So we have weeks where there are games Monday through Saturday. Now I don’t have the girls on Mondays and Wednesdays or every other weekend, but I still go to the games that are scheduled on my off days unless, like last night, I miss a game because of some ‘difference in parenting’ issue with my ex-wife (long story and I’ll prolly never get into it on here). Hell, maybe I will if she keeps letting the kids walk all over her. I’ve even got a Muppet character picked out for her:

Anyway… The above was only softball. Brookie has 2 hours of soccer practice on Monday, and another two hours on Thursday; with all her games on Sundays!

Makes for very busy weeks! I’m not complaining, all the running keeps me out of trouble for the most part.

Here is a complaint… and it pertains to soccer. Brookie is a pretty decent soccer player, but her coaches have crushed her spirit. Here’s how….

I always used to brag about how they were such good coaches. They are good coaches! However, the soccer and softball seasons overlap, so Brookie had to split her time between the two sports. We told her softball coaches she would miss all the Monday softball practices so she could be at soccer practice; and we told the soccer coaches she would miss all the Thursday soccer practices so she could work with her softball team. It’s fair to both teams.

How did the respective coaches react?

The softball coaches have Brookie playing shortstop, second base and, tonight, a “rover” position. She’s a shallow outfielder who works the area behind the second baseman and shortstop; essentially filling the gaps. It’s a large area to cover, but she’s fast and handles it well. Her rover position really pissed off the opposing coach tonight, but was highly effective. Brooke was also in charge of shifting the outfielders based on signals from her coaches. She did a fantastic job; I was very proud of her!

The soccer coaches cut her playing time drastically in the game following her first missed practice. It’s a 60 minute game and, I swear, her previous 40 minutes of play was cut in half. That’s bullshit…. Then it got worse this past Sunday. Now, believe it or not, Brookie doesn’t want to stir up controversy between adults, namely between Dina (my ex) & myself and the coaches; so she doesn’t say anything, just that she wants to quit soccer. Well Sunday, she told me that she’s asked the coaches why she no longer starts in games… Their response? “Brooke, you can’t start if you miss practice.” So you punish her because she plays multiple sports? She’s 11 years old you dipshits! I wanna shove her shin guards up your asses!

Luckily there are two Brunswick travel teams for her age group, so we’re gonna get her on that other team.

That’s my girl on the right!

Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel, may be you!

As I mentioned before…. I’m no writer. Do I want to be a better, or even great, writer? I dunno…

I started this blog to free some of the thoughts that sometimes get trapped within the boundaries of my skull. Unfortunately, most of those thoughts are the ones I don’t necessarily (I’m like the king of spelling and I struggled with spelling ‘necessarily’ correctly) want people to know.

And these are not all bad thoughts. There are good great things, people and experiences that I want to write about. I want to write about love, but the guys at work will pick on me. Should I care? Nah! But I do… I spend 40 hours a week with them so it’s good to keep things vanilla! Each of us thought we found love… and ended up divorced, with varying degrees of craziness to deal with moving forward.

I have found real love but, again, I fear talking about it for a number of reasons…

So I shove it all down and, instead, devise themes for my blog that I can talk about that aren’t too exposing, scathing (been there), condescending (done that) or make me seem whiny… because whiny is not me…

I write about auto racing because 33% of my life was spent working in the automotive industry (a terrible industry to be in, by the way). It’s easy to talk about! Talk about Danica Patrick’s ass; traffic to my blog increases!

I write about women in my Sexy Saturday posts because 82% of my life has been spent chasing women! Ohhhh, that’s inaccurate…  I have to take out the fourteen years I was married, because I retired from chasing women during that time…. so it’s more like 49%.

Anyway… in publishing my Sexy Saturday posts, my blog traffic has increased from 200 or so hits a day to around 1,200! I didn’t know that writing about Kate Upton’s giggling boobs or Sofia Vergara’s tight ass would have that much of an impact! But it does! I’m on pace to get about 2,500 hits today!

Is that the type of traffic I desire? Again, I dunno. Actually, no! What is driving traffic to my site isn’t my writing; it’s pictures of scantily clad women…. and Adam Levine?!?

This makes me want to work on my writing… but will I get traffic? Not a clue.

For now… I will leave the real writing to the professionals. In this case, I offer the writing of Stephen Tyler (not the dolt from American Idol) of Aerosmith. What follows are the lyrics for their song, “Amazing”, from 1993. Rumor has it that this tune was written to chronicle the enlightenment that Mr. Tyler experienced as he hit rock bottom with various addictions, thus causing the band to break up in years prior. I do not disagree…. but these lyrics can also apply to relationships… and that’s how I see it. I put the video for this tune at the end of this post, but Aerosmith tends to take their songs and poop on them when they turn them into videos, as is the case here. Regardless… It’s a beautiful song…

I kept the right ones out
And let the wrong ones in
Had an angel of mercy to see me through all my sins
There were times in my life
When I was goin’ insane
Tryin’ to walk through
The pain

When I lost my grip
And I hit the floor
Yeah, I thought I could leave, but couldn’t get out the door
I was so sick and tired
Of livin’ a lie
I was wishin’ that I
Would die

It’s amazing
With the blink of an eye, you finally see the light
It’s amazing
When the moment arrives that you know you’ll be alright
It’s amazing
And I’m sayin’ a prayer for the desperate hearts tonight

That one last shot’s permanent vacation
And how high can you fly with broken wings?
Life’s a journey, not a destination
And I just can’t tell just what tomorrow brings

You have to learn to crawl
Before you learn to walk
But I just couldn’t listen to all that righteous talk, oh yeah
I was out on the street,
Just a tryin’ to survive
Scratchin’ to stay alive

It’s amazing
With the blink of an eye, you finally see the light
It’s amazing
When the moment arrives that you know you’ll be alright
Oh, it’s amazing
And I’m sayin’ a prayer for the desperate hearts tonight.
Desperate hearts, desperate hearts

Never said I’ll do it, never
Never gonna go, never

(So, from all of us at Aerosmith, to all of you out there, wherever you are…
Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel, may be you! Good night!)

I just hope my oldest daughter realizes the relevance of this song…. before I lose her altogether…

NASCAR Week Twelve Update! Danica Drives Like Most Women Do…. And NHRA Update.

This week was a different sort of week for NASCAR… Technically, the Sprint Cup series was off, as Saturday night was their All Star Race (doesn’t count towards the championship; just a money race) at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Charlotte is a 1.5 mile “D-shaped” oval. It’s a beautiful facility that also includes a .4 mile clay oval a.k.a. “The Dirt Track” and a jacked up NHRA dragstrip called zMax Dragway. I spoke of zMax before when the NHRA was there for their “Four Wide Nationals”.

Fireworks before the all star race.

The All Star Race is a pretty cool event; I’ve been to it… but that’s a fun/scary story for another time. I’ll try to make this as simple to understand as possible, but here’s how participants get into the All Star Race:

  • Must have won a race last year or so far this year.
  • Must be a NASCAR champion within the last 10 years.
  • Must have been an All Star Race winner within the last 10 years.
  • Must be the winner and runner-up from the heat race that precedes the All Star Race.
  • Must be the one driver voted in by fans.

Since Dale Earnhardt Jr. hasn’t won a race since 2008, or a championship, or an All Star Race he had to fulfill one of the other above criteria. And he did… he won the Sprint Showdown; the heat race before the All Star Race.

Dale Jr. finished fourth. Jimmie Johnson won it…. God that dude bugs me….

Cool view of a stupid car and a stupider driver!

… I’ll have to get into my disdain for Johnson another time. For now… he won another race. I said this was a money race…. dude won a million bucks by finishing first. Good job douche!

The Nationwide Series raced yesterday at Iowa Speedway. Iowa is a cute little 7/8 mile speeday located in Newton Iowa.

This track was designed by my favorite driver ever, Rusty Wallace!

My two featured drivers for this race, Austin Dillon and the lovely, non sex symbol, Danica Patrick rolled off sixth and ninth respectively. As usual, Austin ran a nice, consistent race and ran up front all day. He finished fourth… his sixth top five in 10 races!

Danica, though…. ugh… she aggravates me. She slowly fell back after the start of the race, not competing at all; just hanging in there. Shortly after she went a lap down, a caution came out. Based on NASCAR rules Danica, being the first car a lap down, got put back on the lead lap. Everyone pitted and, like thirty laps later, Danica blew a front right tire and hit the wall hard, taking her out of the race.

Here’s the thing… Danica was in danger of going a lap down again when she mysteriously suffered a cut tire. I say “mysteriously” because most times there’s a reverse angle that shows the flat tire prior to impact. No such footage with Danica, though. The commentators said she may have been too hard on the brakes during the race, thus causing excessive heat that could have melted the tire off the rim. I believe this because the women I know are hard on brakes… on normal cars!

The other thing; any team contending for a championship will do everything they can to get the car back on the track to preserve precious points. That wasn’t the case with the Go Daddy Chevrolet! They shut it down so they could go home and potentially prevent Danica from going multiple laps down… again.

Ricky Stenhouse Jr., an appropriately named NASCAR driver, won the race. This was his third win of the season…

Kick ass picture!

Numbers after week twelve:


Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
10 0 6 8 5.1 7.3


Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
11 0 4 8 14.5 8.4


Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
10 0 0 1 16.5 20.9
As far as NHRA goes…. I really want Courtney Force to do well. I do! But she’s struggling…. I know she’s a rookie this year, so I’ll continue to hang on.
Yesterday, in Kansas, she was eliminated in the first round. Most of it was her slow reaction time, again… So now I’m forced to post the bikini pic that she sent me last year.. I’m sorry Court… I warned you about this…
Courtney… I promise I won’t post the other, naked, pictures you sent me…. unless you pick up your game….
Next week, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series remains in Charlotte, NC for the Coca Cola  600 on Sunday night. The Nationwide series will run on Saturday.
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Sunny, Warm Weekend in Tropical Brunswick with my Sweeties… in Pictures..

Brookie jumping into the pool at Funtown, Alexis in the pool below; The Mayor in the background.

Delana foreground… Brookie back…

…. in the pool at Funtown… Delana and Luke (The Mayor’s son) in the background.

Delana trying to squirt me… and missing! Luke in the background soaking someone… He’s a little marksman with that thing!

“Did he fire six shots or only five?”

Brookie at soccer…

Brookie fightin’ for the ball.

…. And we finished the day with ice cream!


Sexy Saturday ~ Network Television Edition

I don’t watch very much TV at all these days. When I do, it’s mostly sports.

There are, however, a few shows I watch. Actually, I set my DVR to record them and get caught up when I can.

Here are some of the shows I watch when time allows:

  • Modern Family
  • Happy Endings
  • Parenthood
  • House

And there are very attractive people in all of these shows..

I’ll start with Modern Family… Hilarious comedy if you haven’t seen it. And if you haven’t seen it, you definitely should check it out..

First we have  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett; aka Sofia Vergara…

…. and Sofia Vergara out in the wild…. as herself!

Next is Gloria’s step-granddaughter, Haley Dunphy, played by Sarah Hyland…

 …. and Sarah Hyland.

Don’t start…. she’s legal!

On to Happy Endings…. another comedy… another one you must check out!

We have Alex Kerkovich played by Elisha Cuthbert.

… and Elisha Cuthbert.

I did not know THIS would come up when I searched… Bonus shot with Mila Kunis Maaaake Ooooouuut!

One more… because how could I not…?

Then there’s Alex’s sister, Jane Kerkovich-Williams, played by the lovely and hilarious Eliza Coupe.

…. and Eliza Coupe.

I also got hooked on Parenthood… a drama! Stupid show makes me cry; virtually every episode!

I saw a commercial for this show in which they were talking about Minka Kelly being on the next episode….

There was NO WAY I wasn’t tuning in for Minka!

So she hooked me… then was gone. But there was enough sexiness on the show every week to keep the ball rolling (actually it was the show itself that kept me watching; shhhhhh don’t tell anyone).

Here is Kristina Braverman; played by Monica Potter…

…. and Monica Potter.

Sarah Braverman played by Lauren Graham…

… and Lauren Graham.

I wish I could find sexy pictures of Lauren Graham… I tried, but apparently she doesn’t frequent beaches in a bikini or hang out at Maxim Magazine photo shoots. Oh well, she plays a very sultry character on Parenthood and turns me on quite a bit.

Jasmine Braverman played by Joy Bryant…

…and Joy Bryant.

Julia Braverman played by Erika Christensen…

…and Erika Christensen.

Don’t bother… I got real close to my monitor and tilted it…. still couldn’t see any more of her left breast.

But here’s some nipple…

And last, but definitely not least, is House.

I haven’t watched House in quite some time, but I’ll never forget about Thirteen; played by Olivia Wilde.

… here she is…

I could just keep going with Olivia here… but I’ll stop.

Apparently, some guys don’t like her…  I’ve been told her boobs are too small.. and was questioned as to why I would put her in a “BOOBS” post. I disagree.. I emailed her, requesting to see her tits… Her response?

Seems to be issues with this .gif. Click on the pic for a much better experience!

Hey Greg, if this works for you, give me a call and you can check them out for yourself. xoxoxo, Olivia.

That call has been placed….

Crap…. I forgot about you ladies… since my brain was just shifting to football, y’all get football players.

NY Jets backup QB/Minister Tim Tebow…

Cleveland Browns wide receiver, Carlton Mitchell…

New England Patriots QB Tom Brady…

Enjoy the rest of your weekend everyone!