PEDs, HGH, Steriods and Blood Doping ~ My Thoughts!

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: I am not a doctor (though I have performed a few gynecological “exams”) and I did no research for this post. These are merely opinions coming straight from a fan of athletes!

Am I surprised that the US Government’s money leeching postal service is involved… NOPE… not at all!

In the wake of the news about Lance Armstrong dropping his fight against the US Anti-Doping Agency and, subsequently, being stripped of numerous victories I became more than moderately enraged!

HOLY SHIT! These cyclists get on a bike, sporting a clearly uncomfortable seat, and ride like 37,000 miles while avoiding goats and silly looking French cars. Let ’em do their fancy little blood transfusions or several lines of coke before a race to gain an advantage!

My sources tell me that Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong Foundation has raised HALF A BILLION DOLLARS for cancer research! Dude’s a hero in my book. I don’t care if he won those races on a Suzuki Hayabusa… he’s done so much good with his fame… with the exception of banging Sheryl Crow. But he also banged Kate Hudson and she’s like 20 times hotter than Sheryl Crow, so Lance remains a hero to me!

Oooooh!

Ahhhhhhh!

What about performance enhancing drugs in other sports?

Let ’em do it! Just regulate it. What about baseball?

Aside from Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez (who has also banged Kate Hudson), most baseball players are fat, slow slobs; not unlike myself.

NO, no…. that’s not me! That’s Oakland’s Bartolo Colon, recently busted for steroids. I say let ’em juice up! Baseball players need all the performance enhancements they can get! My sources tell me that baseball is way better when, with the help of steroids, pitchers throw harder and hitters hit the ball like 6,000 feet! Just make it regulated so their heads don’t swell up too big!

Barry Bonds

And football? I say no steroids in football. Those dudes spend so much time in the weight room that the’re in great shape. If players used steroids, Peyton Manning wouldn’t have suffered a neck injury, but a decapitation! What football needs to allow is HGH (Human Growth Hormone) so the players can recover faster.

I’ve said this soooo many times. I believe most NFL players were using HGH a couple years ago. Then, when the NFL started talking about testing for HGH, everyone stopped taking it. The result? ACLs, achilles, hamstrings, quads, pecs and biceps have been exploding all over the place.

Maybe there have even been more concussions because of the disappearance of HGH? Again, I’m not a doctor so I really don’t know.

I’m gettin’ ready to watch some NASCAR racin’ at Bristol! Hopefully none of the drivers have ingested anything more than a bologna sandwich, ’cause bein’ hopped up on any performance enhancers while driving an 800 horsepower racecar is just wrong (See Jeremy Mayfield and AJ Allmendinger).

Ciao!

Hug your children and love them every day

5 responses to “PEDs, HGH, Steriods and Blood Doping ~ My Thoughts!

  1. Lance Armstrong is a prick. He dissed Hudson many times. He called her “desperate” and “immature”. Go figure.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,396021,00.html

    Anyway i prefer Sheryl Crow’s legs, despite she’s 17 years older 😉


    • I’ve read about him being a prick to just about everyone. I still commend his ability to raise money for cancer…

  2. Dear USADA,

    Congratulations……….All of you people there at the USADA have proved with your witch hunt of Lance Armstrong that you ALL are on the same playing field of some of the most despicable people on Earth……..right up there with the freaks at the Topeka, KS Westboro Church that picket soldiers funerals…..

    You people with your “Holier than Thou” attitude do NOTHING to inspire or lift people up as Lance Armstrong does…….you only exist to tear people down, which not only makes you all the worst kind of people, but makes you complete losers……and losers always hate people better than themselves…..that’s why they are losers and will always be losers……and you people are major LOSERS…….

    Lance Armstrong passed ALL the tests (nearly 500 of them in his career and many that were random) and still you persisted because you could not stand the fact that he was just a better athlete that all the rest……..I would expect that you will soon be going after Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps and most likely will be opening cases against Jim Thorpe, Jesse Owens, and Michael Jordan so you losers can feel like you have anything to do worth while…………

    There is NOT a Rath or Punishment severe enough to impose on all of you there at the USADA that you ALL deserve more than anyone I can think of for what you have done to Lance Armstrong, His Family, and to the millions of people around the world that his story and achievements have inspired and given strength to overcome against all odds……..You will all get yours in this life or the next……

    Most discusted,

    Blake Norris
    Las Vegas, NV

    • Thanks for checking out my blog, Blake.

      Unfortunately, the USADA has only one goal; to stop doping.

      The fact is… there is doping in cycling. There are steroids an baseball and there is HGH in football. Anyone who competes on the biggest stage of their sport trains their asses off and some use unconventional means to excel. Those ones are the standouts… and the ones who knew how to beat the system. Armstrong definitely was a better athlete than those who finished behind him. Problem is, they were doping too. Armstrong knew how to beat the system.

      My point was to let them all use PEDs or treatments, but in order to do that it must be regulated.

      I’ll never take anything away from what Mr. Armstrong has done to raise money for cancer research & care. From that aspect, he’ll always be a hero in my book.

      Thanks again,

      ~G

      • Whether he was clean or figured out how to beat the tests is up for debate……..but the fact remains that he passed all the test that they repeatedly threw at him………and with that in mind, I question the USADA’s so called reason for suspicion of Armstrong……I think it is something else…….something you see in Politics a lot these days here in the United States especially with the Democrats and the left……..these progressive Ideologues cannot stand anyone or anything that is exceptional……they feel all must be equal and the same or it is unfair somehow or something is afoot or the cheat is in………….they suppress individualism and destroy innovation and exceptionalism……..They themselves at the USADA are simply unexceptional and they cannot stand anyone or anything better than they are, which again is what makes them losers and feel a need to tear people down to their level……like I stated in my original post…….what was the point?…….what good became of any thing of their witch hunt?…..Lance was already retired…….sure there must be fair competition in the sport and no one should be doping……..so they should have concentrated their efforts on the sport and the people in the sport as it is TODAY and the people that have failed the testing (which Lance NEVER did)…….I fully expect for this sad excuse of a so called governing body that is the USADA to start looking at people like Michael Phelps, Peyton Manning, Robert Griffin III, Joe Montana, Steve Young, Wilt Chamberlin, Babe Ruth, Muhammad Ali, etc., etc., and anyone that has ever been great and exceptional in their sport…….you just watch…..that’s what these progressive tax payer funded Ideologue agencies and so called governing bodies do…….they go out of there way to search and find and concoct wrong doings that simply are not there because they themselves are unexceptional and to tear people down to their unexceptional level makes them feel better about themselves…….this was a witch hunt plain and simple……….what ever happened to Innocent until proven guilty………???…..The USADA has made Lance guilty until proven innocent.……Lance has been fighting (and Winning) these charges since 1999 (for 13 years)……..and last week he threw in the towel simply because he finally realized that you simply cannot fight STUPID………

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