Week 32 NASCAR Update

Austin Dillon and Danica Patrick were idle this week, as the Nationwide Series was off. That just means that Austin didn’t kick ass and Danica didn’t destroy another racecar!

The Sprint Cup series raced at Talladega Superspeedway yesterday. This joint…

…and I watched parts of it, but it was pretty boring overall. Dale Jr. rolled off twelfth and ended up with a 20th place finish due to a huge accident that happened on the very last lap. He led 18 laps en route to the crash… Wanna know who caused the crash? Tony Stewart… He’s the guy who owns Danica Patrick’s Cup car… Apparently the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

 

The car you see the bottom of? That’s Tony Stewart’s. Everyone ended up okay and unhurt… His idiocy took out 24 of the 36 cars on the lead lap… OUCH!

Anyway, Matt Kenseth won the race, which was bitter sweet for me… His sorry ass is going to drive a Toyota next year, but he won yesterday for Roush Fenway Racing…

I’m sorry if I appear to just be going through the motions here, but I am… Not much into writing tonight…

Numbers after week 32:

Austin (not pictured…):

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
28 2 14 22 8.2 7.5

Dale…

Here’s Dale, driving his lover, Jimmie Johnson, back to the pits after the big crash.

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
30 1 10 18 14.8 10.3

Danica (not pictured… instead? Mila Kunis who Esquire Magazine has determined to be the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’. I don’t necessarily disagree, though there’s a better one out there)…

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
28 0 0 2 15.5 20.1

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