Sexy Saturday ~ Election Edition ~ Who’s Supporting Who?

Hoo boy! This election season is nearly over! Thank God!

I’ve had it with all the political ads, on both sides. I’m done arguing with clueless people who blindly follow Obama without researching any of his claims, or failures since he came into office, and prior.

I wrote before how all politicians are asses, but what about their supporters? I couldn’t care less if these supporters are asses. My concern is: ARE THEY SEXY?

It’s pretty common knowledge that most celebrities support Obama whoever’s running on the left. I’ve never tried to figure out why that is, but I’m sure it has to do with California… or art… 

So let’s check out the lefties…

Madonna…

Sorry about that one… I think that’s some 17 year old boy… Let’s try again…

Madonna…

There we go! That’s back when she was relevant. Nowadays, she’s an annoying old hag…

Oh… it pains me that this beauty is an Obama supporter…

Olivia Wilde…

I follow Olivia on twitter. I don’t believe she’s ever tweeted anything pro-Obama; she only spews anti-Mitt stuff. 

If she would stay just like that for, say, 7 minutes, I’m certain I could change her vote. Hell, I’ll even “cover” the birth control!

Eva Longoria…

Ok… hold on for this one…

Click to embiggen! Eva’s an annoying twit but, dear God, loogit that ass! 

I could go on forever with the liberals because, like I said, they are the majority in Hollywood…

But there are some smart ones…

Patricia Heaton…

… and her enormous boobs…

… support Mitt!

Julianne Hough…

USA! USA! I understand she was on Dancing With the Stars…

She’s cute!

Jenna Jameson…

THAT was a fun Google search!

Stacey Dash…

USA! USA! As you can see, Stacey isn’t caucasian…

When she endorsed Mitt Romney she caught all kinds of hell from the black community. Death threats on twitter. Unreal…

And of course Mitt has idiots throwing their support at him…

Lindsay Lohan…

Ugh… can you believe she’s 26? She looks terrible… must be from ingesting all that coke and semen… 

Here’s a better one…

This one’s not too bad either… 

Okay… guess I need a couple for the ladies and men who like men…

For you libs, I present Billy Joe Armstrong, that dork from ‘Green Day’.

Billy Joe has the same issues with coke and semen as Lindsay Lohan does!

And for the intelligent ones out there… Kid Rock!

And when I say Kid Rock I mean the original, not the Kenny Chesney wannabe. That dude’s name is Bob Ritchie, and his song ‘Born Free’ is one that Mitt has used throughout his campaign. Mitt should be using this song for his campaign..

 

I must get going. Now remember people, if you’re gonna vote do your research, educate yourself. Don’t vote based on a commercial you saw on TV. If you’re not gonna educate yourself, do us all a favor and don’t vote.

REMEMBER: Republicans vote on Tuesday, November 6th. Democrats vote on Wednesday!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks! GO BROWNS!

Hug your children and love them every day

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