Already Freakin’ Out about Tomorrow ~ Browns @ Steelers

Awwwwwwwwww Yeaaaaaahhhhhh! It’s Steelers Week Part II!

"Alleged" 2 time rapist...

“Alleged” 2 time rapist…

Back in week 12, we beat ’em 20-14!

Unfortunately, we’re a WAY different team than we were on November 25th. Tomorrow we’ll be missing Brandon Weeden, Trent Richardson, Jordan Cameron and Sheldon Brown. Colt McCoy is also listed as “out” but we really won’t be missing her him.

Starting at QB tomorrow will be Thad Lewis…

Thad Lewis

I looked up his stats and noticed that, in three NFL seasons, he’s never thrown an interception!

Or a touchdown.

Or a pass.

That’s right folks, tomorrow is Thad’s first ever regular season start!

On the other side of the ball will be Pittsburgh’s LB James Harrison, who loves to concuss Browns QBs!

So after he decapitates Thad Lewis on the third play of the game, you guys will get a chance to see QB4 Josh Johnson, who the Browns signed only three days ago!

With future Hall of Fame RB Trent Richardson out tomorrow, we’ll get to have a good look at RB2 Montario Hardesty. I have always been a fan of Hardesty, when he’s healthy that is. It seems like his freakin’ knee ligaments are made of angel hair pasta, though…

Hoo boy is this gonna be a fun game!

I’m not too concerned about our defense, as I feel that unit is pretty solid. Also, since cross my fingers future Browns Steelers WR Mike Wallace is out with a bruised vagina hamstring injury, Pittsburgh’s offense will be a bit less threatening. And who knows who’s running the ball for PIT tomorrow, so we should be able to minimize their scoring!

Since both Cleveland and Pittsburgh have nothing to play for tomorrow from a playoff standpoint, this game’s gonna come down to pride. Cleveland has a chance to sweep Pittsburgh for the first time since, holy shit, 1988! Pittsburgh will be playing to win and finish at 8-8 to avoid their first losing record in 9 years.

But ya know what? Fuck Pittsburgh!


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