It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month ~ Let’s Celebrate the Fastest Tits in Town!

Breast Cancer Ribbon

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I know a few women who have been affected by this terrible disease and a few who have had scares but, thankfully, negative biopsy results. Annual screenings are incredibly important, ladies!

If you watch football, you’ll notice all the players are wearing pink shoes, gloves and towels starting this week. The NFL runs a campaign throughout October, “A Crucial Catch,” that raises money via merchandise sales and online auctions. These proceeds go to the American Cancer Society.

NASCAR teams also go pink to raise money for the cause…

Danica Pink

GoDaddy said it will donate $50,000 to the National Breast Cancer Foundation and contribute a portion of proceeds from team merchandise sold at the track. Good for them for helping to raise money, but fuck NASCAR!

They sell Danica Patrick as a “super star” when she clearly isn’t. Ya wanna know who the real female super star is in motor sports? If you’re a regular reader here you know where I’m going with this…

That’s right, folks, Courtney Force!  

Courtney Force signing

Like Danica, Courtney is pretty as hell. The difference here is that Courtney is actually competitive in her sport! Going into this weekend’s race in Reading, Pennsylvania, Courtney is seventh in points and a contender for the Funny Car championship! Oh yeah, her Funny Car looks BAD ASS this weekend…

Courtney Force Pink Car

Courtney Force Pink

 

…As does her sister, Brittany’s, dragster…

Brittany Force Pink Dragster

Brittany Force Pink

 

… John Force Racing and the NHRA has teamed up with Lionel Racing for their “Paint the Track Pink” campaign to sell merchandise in an effort to raise money for breast cancer awareness, research and prevention. I think I’m gonna buy a couple die cast replicas to support the cause!

Kudos to Team Force for their efforts to make a difference!

Courtney is also making a difference on the track! Yesterday, in the first round of qualifying, she went faster than any Funny Car driver has ever gone with a 4.02 pass at 329.42 miles per hour! That’s a world record, folks! This girl ain’t no joke!

Furthermore, in that same race, which was against her Dad, John Force, John was the first Funny Car driver to run a pass in under 4 seconds, at 3.98! Here’s the proof (Courtney’s time/speed on the left, John’s on the right):

Force Traps

What an amazing race that was! Courtney actually lost the race against her Dad… She was faster but he was quicker!

Cheers to the fastest tits in motor sports!

Courtney Force Gas Can

 

Tune in to ESPN 2 tomorrow night to see if Courtney can pull off a win and inch closer to a Funny Car championship!

Enjoy your weekend, folks!

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