Sexy Saturday ~ Research Edition!

I’m getting a bit nervous folks. My average daily views here at For Shiggles have dropped in half, to around 300 a day, the last few months.

I’ve been looking at the stats on here a bit more often to figure out what I can do to increase traffic. WordPress, the site this is written on, recommends I read, comment and interact with other blog sites. I don’t have time for that!

Oh well, I’ll just keep writing stuff and throwing it out there; maybe some key words or tags will stick!

Anyway, last week I looked at who people were searching for and landed on my site. Had some pretty interesting results.

This morning, I Googled “Sexy Saturday” and, after seven pages, this site still didn’t come up. Shit! I gave up and clicked on “Images” to see if any of my awesome pictures came up! NOPE! UGH!

As I was scrolling through the images, I noticed that a lot of them were shirtless dudes! Clicking on those won’t get ya here! One image caught my eye… NO it wasn’t a dude, it was her:

Wow redhead

WOW! She’s hot… and, unfortunately, I can’t find out who she is! Damn!

Hint: If you click on that picture, it gets really big (the image)! Then you can right-click it, save it and make it your background picture, as I have done here at For Shiggles Central Command!

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Other stats I’ve been looking at are where my traffic comes from. Unfortunately, I can’t see what people search for by country because that would be awesome! I’m gonna make some assumptions here to answer this question: What do people search for, by country, for their Sexy Saturday?

I’m using the last year’s worth of data by the way.

Obviously, the majority of my traffic comes from the United States; 110,465 views! We love our football here, so I’m gonna guess that’s where all the “NFL Cheerleader” searches come from.

Eagles Cheerleader

That’s awesome, but what about the next 10 countries? What are they searching for?

10. Spain (5,957 views)

Spanish model Diana Morales of course!

Diana Morales

9. India?? (6,068 views)

I had no clue Indian women could be models without getting stoned to death at some point, but here is Shilpa Shetty!

Shilpa Shetty

8. Brazil (6,145 views)

That’s an easy one! I’ve featured Branca and Bia Feres on here before!

Branca and Bia Feres

Also see: Gisele Bündchen.

Gisele Bundchen Ass

7. Turkey (6,347 views)

Tuğçe Kazaz… WHOA!

Turkish Model

6. Mexico (6,619 views)

I didn’t search anything for this one… Is there any Mexican woman other than Salma Hayek?

Salma Hayek huge boobs

In case you weren’t aware, Salma also played the sexiest vampire ever, as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk till Dawn.

Santánico Pandemonium

5. Australia (9,705 views)

I used to watch this FBI drama called Without a Trace that featured an Australian actress named Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue (yes..that’s her birth name) a.k.a. Poppy Montgomery.

She’s just adorable, no? She get’s one more..

Poppy Montgomery in bed

4. France (16,761 views)

Eww… not surprised at all.

France Hairy Armpit

3. United Kingdom (18,840 views)

I don’t understand how the Royal Family thing works, but somehow the sister-in-law of Prince William is Pippa Middleton. A lot of people over there seem to get excited about her bum (ass!).

Pippa Middleton Bum

I dunno… not real remarkable… I’ve seen better bums over here for sure!

2. Germany (24,109 views)

Claudia Schiffer, of course!

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1. Canada (28,171 views)

From our neighbors to the north I present to you Justin Bieber for the little girls and men who like little boys/lesbians…

Justin Bieber arrives at the 40th American Music Awards in Los Angeles

Eww…

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

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