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The Pussification of America ~ Flu Shots!

Moth aids

Health care in the United States is a multi-trillion dollar industry. TRILLION! That’s $1,000,000,000,000. Two or more times. Every Year.

Why the hell is health care so damn expensive? It’s easy to figure out.

A shit ton of sales people in the health care industry are telling you all what to buy and ya’ll buy it as fast as you can ’cause ya wanna feel better as fast as you can.

I understand if you get mangled in some horrible accident and suffer bone/cartilage/ligament/organ damage you need to be put back together by a team of specialists. If your shit gets broke, it needs to be fixed!

But doctors and other retailers like CVS and Walmart have convinced you to buy shit when ya feel fine, like flu shots!

What I really struggle with is virus and disease prevention outside the normal realm of basic hygiene. Hygiene is HUGE in not getting sick.

I’m just gonna talk about the flu for now, folks, but pretty much all of this will apply to ALL communicable viruses.

If you don’t wanna get sick from pretty much anything, don’t:

  1. Let someone sneeze or cough on you.
  2. Have sex with someone who might sneeze or cough on you, or exchange any sort of bodily fluids with that horny person.
  3. Put your fingers (or toes for you freaks) into your eyes, mouth, nose, ears or any other orifice.
  4. Lick any surfaces.
  5. Touch any surfaces that may have been licked.
  6. I could go on forever… just don’t stick it in your body if ya think it’s sick.

If ya can’t comply with those guidelines, just get a damn flu shot ’cause those things are way better for preventing infection! Right?

I don’t believe so. I’ve never had a flu shot, nor have my children, and we don’t get sick.

But your doctor tells you to get a flu shot every year right? It’s for you and your family’s health, right?

Nope…

Someone’s gotta pay for that doctor’s Porsche!

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), a FEDERAL AGENCY (under direction of that douchebag Barack Obama), recommends you get a flu shot every year.

Well, duh! Of course they do, they’re in bed with pharmaceutical companies such as GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi Pasteur, bioCSL, MedImmune, Novartis Vaccines & Diagnostics and Protein Sciences.

As you stand in line with the rest of the sheep to get your flu shot, because the government essentially told you to, you need to think what you’re letting them inject into your body.

Lots of people nowadays pretend to be more healthy by adjusting their diets to exclude GMOs, ’cause those things are so dangerous, even though they’re not!

Those last two pharmaceutical companies I mentioned are having doctors sell you vaccines that are products of genetic engineering.

Novartis is manufacturing (remember, nobody manufactures stuff they can’t sell) a flu shot called Flucelvax which is made using dog kidney cells, instead of the old fashioned egg culture way. Where the fuck is Novartis, a Swiss $58 BILLION company getting dog kidney cells from?

You all may have had dog injected into you!

It gets better, though!

If you’re between 18-49 years old, you may have had Protein Sciences’ FluBlok injected into you. Ha ha! You essentially just had a moth shoved up your ass to “save you” from the flu!

That’s right, folks, Protein Sciences makes their flu shots with bugs! Y’all are buying those shots because you were told to!

Anyway, don’t just get a flu shot because someone tells you to, especially jackass Obama’s CDC. The CDC will scare you into getting a flu shot for your kid because they ultimately make a lot of money off of you. Obama and the CDC may seem like dumbasses, but they’re not. They’re pretty damn smart!

Especially if you buy what they’re selling…

Check THIS Out Gun Control Wackos!

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: I did no research about any recent shooters and whether or not they obtained weapons legally or otherwise to kill innocent people. I’m not obligated to do anything I don’t want to. Feel free to research your favorite shooter and attempt to argue with me about violent criminals. You will lose that argument for sure!

For quite some time now, the Barack Fucking Hussein Obama administration has been attempting to impose stricter gun control in the United States.

Why?

Because every once in a while, some nutjob, who, more often than not illegally possesses firearms, will shoot up a school, mall or movie theater. 107% of the time, these attacks occur at locations where this type of sign is present…

Firearms notice

…well DUH! If I were a gun wielding wacko I certainly wouldn’t attempt to inflict terror on an establishment if there was a possibility someone inside could SHOOT ME!

So after 1,866 days of Barack Fucking Hussein Obama essentially forcing communism on this country I love, let’s look to our communist friends in China for a little guidance, shall we?

China Flag

In the People’s Republic of China, private citizens are not allowed to possess firearms… most likely to prevent suicide since most Chinese people make 17 cents an hour assembling iPhones or LeBron’s latest shoes. Hell, they even have nets outside their facilities to “catch” potential jumpers…

Foxconn suicide nets

…Anyway, no guns allowed in China, so no shootings, right? Absolutely!

How is terror inflicted in China since no one can have guns? Knives people…

From this story

A group of knife-wielding assailants assaulted people at a train station in southwestern China on Saturday in what authorities described as a “terrorist attack” in which at least 27 people were killed and 109 others injured, China’s official Xinhua News Agency reported.

So lemme get this straight. Removing guns from law abiding citizens does NOT prevent acts of violence?

Shocking!

Remember, people, someone who wants to hurt people will find any possible way they can to do so, whether it be bombs, guns or steak knives.

Disarming the legal, general public is not the answer, Barack.

Today’s WTF… Environmentally Friendly Bullets! Chris Rock was Right!

Barack Obama Gun

I smell a conspiracy here! For starters, last August I wondered why various Federal agencies, like the National Weather Service and Social Security Administration, were buying hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammunition. Altogether, between several agencies, around a billion rounds were ordered…

Today, when I saw that the last bullet producing lead smelter in the United States will be forced to close in a couple weeks, because of a new lead air quality standard imposed by the EPA, it all made sense…

The feds were buying ammunition knowing that the Obama Administration was going to eventually shut this company down…

The next step in ammunition will be environmentally friendly “green bullets” made with copper instead of lead… wait… WHAT? Bullets, that kill people and animals, need to be environmentally friendly? That makes no sense…

Apparently the Cletuses around this country, who can’t hunt or shoot for shit, dump a bunch of lead into a mountainside while missing a deer by 30 yards; this lead ends up in groundwater, killing eagles, fish and snails!

Also, the U.S. Army has been looking for an environmentally friendly bullet… because nothing says “GO GREEN” like blasting Habib in the chest with a non lead bullet!

Going from conventional lead based bullets to these “green” bullets will do nothing more than increase the price of ammunition.

I guess if the Obama Administration can’t take away peoples’ guns, he’ll just make their ammo less affordable!

Comedian Chris Rock called it…. Skip to the 2:52 mark for the funniest part…

… Wow! Dude was right!

I’m 107% Sure We’re All Gonna Die Soon…

Climate Change

Back in 2007, some douchebag named Al Gore quoted a nutty ass climate scientist in saying that by NOW, 2013, the North Polar icecap would be gone.

Unsurprisingly, it’s not.

It’s actually at it’s highest level since 2006! Also, NASA satellite images show that the Arctic polar icecap has grown 60% from last year to this year!

Oh.. and it’s no better if ya go down south and check out the Antarctic ice. The amount of south pole ice is at a 35 year high!

So we’ve got increased ice coming from the north AND the south! What is going on here, folks?

I think I’ve got it figured out! See, these “climate scientists” have an interesting way of collecting and then presenting data. They’ll manipulate select the data they want to use, throw it into a spreadsheet and then form a model based on that data. It’s their projections that are insane!

They’ll say shit like, “Back in the year 1,300 the temperatures were…” WHAT? You all got a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor strapped to it that we don’t know about? Temperatures have only been recorded for like the last 200 years… Most of these scientific (scientists receiving money from Obama various governments, by the way) projections are pure bullshit!

I figured I’d do my own research because I don’t trust these scientists… I put on my climate scientist hat and went to work! What I found based on my research was absolutely shocking.

We’re all gonna be dead… soon!

Date Temp (F) Snow
5-Dec 42 0
6-Dec 28 3
7-Dec 14 7
8-Dec 0 11
9-Dec -14 15
10-Dec -28 19
11-Dec -42 23
12-Dec -56 27
13-Dec -70 31
14-Dec -84 35
15-Dec -98 39
16-Dec -112 43
17-Dec -126 47
18-Dec -140 51
19-Dec -154 55
20-Dec -168 59
21-Dec -182 63
22-Dec -196 67
23-Dec -210 71
24-Dec -224 75
25-Dec -238 79

As you can see in my chart above, yesterday it was 42 degrees around here and there was no snow. Temperatures dropped overnight, though, and it was 28 degrees on the way home according to my Jetta! The snow started flying a few hours ago….

Based on my research, these trends WILL continue and, come Christmas, the temperature will be around minus 238 degrees and we’ll have received nearly six and a half feet of snow!

So cuddle up folks! Shit’s about to get really cold…and snowy! Unless I’m wrong!

My Thoughts on this Current Government Shutdown…

obama-teleprompter

I really don’t like writing about politics on here. Politics are so damn ugly and have the potential to mar this beautiful website; I’d rather talk about sexy stuff like exotic dancers, or NFL football or hot girls driving 10,000 HP funny cars…

I’m gonna start with a football analogy. Last year the Cleveland Browns were an inept football team. Couldn’t run… couldn’t pass… Was it necessarily because of the players? I don’t believe so. Cleveland had a horrible coaching staff…. Head coach Pat Fucking Shurmer didn’t know how to make his team work together; he forced his system onto the athletes instead of playing to their strengths. The result? A shitty team with shitty results…

It was a lack of good leadership that killed the Browns the last year and years before…

Let’s talk politics now…

On January 20th of 2009, the ultimate douchebag, Barack Fucking Hussein Fucking Obama, took office as the President of this wonderful country. Shit’s gone downhill since then…

He’s got a team, 535 members of Congress, that he couldn’t manage if his life, or this country, depended on it. His job is to make that team work together, yet he forces his system onto all of ’em. Special interests are lifted up, while common interests are crushed. What we have is a shitty team with shitty results….

The democrats blame the republicans and vice versa. It’s a vicious cycle when none of them have a real leader. The result is a government shutdown.

Fucking Obama will continue to blame Congress for his shortfalls as a leader….

The Military Could Use Lethal Force Within the United States ~ Eric Holder

Drone

I don’t even know where to start here….

Senator Rand Paul from Kentucky has been trying, since January, (Links: JAN, FEB 12th, FEB 20th) to get a straight answer from doofus’ President Obama’s nominee to be Director of the C.I.A., John Brennan, regarding the legality and constitutionality of the U.S. government using lethal force, including drone strikes, on Americans and in U.S. territory, without trial. There were many other inquiries on those letters I linked to, but the big news is the issue mentioned above.

Well yesterday, both John Brennan and Attorney General Eric Holder responded to Senator Ryan. Brennan’s response was half assed at best and Holder’s was actually quite scary…

Let’s start with John Brennan’s response… Hell, I’ll just stick the .pdf of the letter right here

He just blew Senator Ryan off to other departments and said, “I would have no “power” to authorize such operations.” Okay then!

Why does the government still send letters, by the way? Seriously. Email that shit! Y’all can have a conversation finished in like 10 minutes. Not weeks!

Like I said, murderous douchebag Attorney General Eric Holder responded as well and the shit he said is pretty scary… Here’s a picture of Holder’s letter to Senator Paul.

Holder to Rand Paul

….again, SERIOUSLY? A letter? Click HERE to check out the .pdf…

Soooo… after someone asks you, Mr. Holder, about if, “the President has the power to authorize lethal force, such as a drone strike, against a U.S. citizen on U.S. soil, and without trial,” you dismiss his question as entirely hypothetical right before you say, “It is possible, I suppose…”

Simply put, Obama is a fuckin’ drone jockey and no one in his administration regime can just say, “No. he’s not…”

I’d like to say this regime is this….

…. but they ain’t. These dudes are calculated…

Oh yeah, if y’all don’t hear from me any more, then the regime snuffed me out!

More Documents for “Undocumented Immigrants”?

Border patrol

That’s the first and last time you’ll see me typing the words, “Undocumented Immigrants.” Shit… that’s twice!

Okay… NO MORE!

I’m not gonna be politically correct! Men, women and children who jumped a fence or hid in the back of a truck or trunk of a car to sneak into this country are not here legally. They didn’t perform the proper procedures necessary to become citivens. That makes them illegal. Let’s not call ’em undocumented to make ’em feel better. If they were legal, they’d have documents to prove it!

I also struggle with the “immigrant” label because, according to Webster, an immigrant is: A person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country.

Oops!

I guess by that definition they are immigrants. But they’re still illegal, so let’s not sugarcoat it!

I stumbled across this article and boy was I steamed! Not that it matters what I think, but I’ll share some of it with ya anyway… here’s the headline:

Illinois Approves Driver’s Licenses for Undocumented Immigrants

The proposed law breezed through the Illinois House and Senate with bipartisan support, giving 250,000 undocumented immigrants in the state the opportunity to have a valid temporary driver’s license.

Why? What’s the poin… WAIT! 250,000 illegals in Illinois??? Are you serious? I know Chicago is corrupt, but that’s a different kind of illegal. I’m sort of shocked… I say it’s all for votes, somehow, since Illinois is infested with controlled by Democrats.

Supporters say the new law will improve highway safety by decreasing the number of traffic deaths on Illinois roads. Late this afternoon, Gov. Pat Quinn praised lawmakers for passing the bill: “More than 250,000 immigrant motorists on our roads today have not passed a driving test, which presents a dangerous risk to other drivers. Illinois roads will be safer if we ensure every driver learns the rules of the road and is trained to drive safely.”

Whoa… whoa… WHOA! If the democrats’ answer to decreasing gun violence is decreasing guns, why wouldn’t the same logic apply to decreasing traffic deaths? Decrease the traffic deaths by decreasing the number of undocumented illegal drivers! Get rid of ’em! Simple! Oh, but there’s no logic in politics nowadays. The dems are merely  adding voters.

But some aren’t happy with the new law…

Immigrant advocate Cristobal Cavazos said the new law will be ineffective and only goes to show that systemic change of the nation’s immigration system is still badly needed.

I agree! Systemic change IS badly needed. But what change will that be? I haven’t a clue! But I’m gonna think about it! More Cristobal…

“You’re giving all your information over to the same institution that is targeting you, so there is a mistrust. There’s going to be a concern there. And there’s going to be a hesitation if there’s not a legalization,” he said. “People are afraid to come out of the shadows because they are not documented.”

THEN GET DOCUMENTED! By all means, get documented!

Oftentimes my thoughts evolve as I’m writing these things, and this is a prime example. I only wanted to pick on the state of Illinois for their asstardery, not get into the huge problem in this country that is immigration.

But fixing immigration needs to happen. Unfortunately, the Obama administration will do absolutely nothing because why should they tarnish their track record of doing nothing?

I have some thoughts, though! As I said earlier, “get rid of ’em” isn’t an answer, so now a softer Greg emerges.

Based on this article, the U.S. spends more on immigration enforcement alone ($18 Billion) than it spends on the FBI, Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), Secret Service, U.S. Marshals Service, and Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) COMBINED ($14.4 Billion). That’s ridiculous because it isn’t working!

So let’s embrace our 12,000,000 illegal immigrants and make ’em legal! I’m talkin’ amnesty, folks… but not FREE amnesty, because freedom ain’t free!

The Federal Government feels they can just increase taxes on the job creators (Read: rich) upwards of 40% to increase revenues. That’s bullshit! Why not hold those who have come here illegally accountable? They’ve been here, worked here and have made money here! They’re paid under the table. The only taxes they pay are sales taxes. They haven’t paid their dues.

So if they wanna be legal American citizens, it’s $200 a head (yeah, I pulled that number outta my ass)! It need not be a big deal either. The employers of illegals should provide the means for their workers to become citizens by having $200 per worker and family member deducted from their paycheck. You pay, you’re legal! Simple!

Think about it Barack! $200 x 12,000,000! That’s $2.4 BILLION up front in revenues!

As for the employers who clearly hide the illegals and pay them under the table, maybe the government could provide them with a tax incentive based on the number of employees they “sign on as Americans.”

More later…