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Sexy Saturday ~ Hung Over Edition!

The coffee isn’t quite working so I’m gonna try a Monster. Not anything from the Rehab series… I’m going full strength Monster Energy Drink.

Monster

Now THAT’S better!

Last night I did that thing that happens every once in a while… I said to myself, “Lets go up to the bar for one, maybe two drinks and just chill…” Myself said, “Sure, sounds like a plan!”

I get there and some of my friends are there, so this happens…

 

… well not that crazy, but just enough to put me in a bit of a haze today.

I don’t really feel like coming up with a theme today that requires me to search for pictures, so I’m gonna recycle some. Let’s take a look at the top 10 sexy searches on For Shiggles so far this year…

Coming in at number 10 we have Skylar Grey…

Skylar Grey WOW

Skylar Grey Back Tatoo

I featured Skylar on here as a more obscure artist about a year and a half ago and she’s coming along nicely and selling lots of records!

9. Jessica Albs’s ass…

Jessica Alba Ass

Always a classic!

8. Jillian Michaels…

Jillian Michaels Bikini

She works out a lot!

7. Jessica Simpson? Yep…

And “cameltoe” is included in the search term…

6. Jessi M’bengue…

Jessi M'Bengue Tits

… from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines video.

5. Hannah Davis…

Hannah Davis Beach Bikini

The DirecTV Genie!

4. Tiger Woods’ Lindsey Vonn’s Ass…

Lindsey Vonn Bikini

I never put Lindsey’s ass on here and I don’t feel like searching for a picture of it…

3. Heather Kozar…

Heather Kozar

Wow! That’s ex-Cleveland Browns QB Tim Couch’s wife!

2. Samantha Hoopes…

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That’s the picture I featured on here… from Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition. That’s paint, by the way!

And the number one sexy search on For Shiggles this year?

 Jessica Biel’s Ass…

Jessica Biel Ass WOW

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel Pool

Even though her ass is the most searched for on here…

Jessica Biel sex

…THAT is the most clicked on Jessica Biel image…

Looks like “Jessicas” are winning, with three in the top 10!

Sexy Saturday ~ Browns Cheerleaders Edition!

Bone Lady

Reader, Elaine, told me that I should bring back Sexy Saturday, so here we go…

There are 26 teams in the NFL that have cheerleading squads. That means six unlucky teams don’t have squads… those teams are the Bears, Lions, Packers, Giants, Steelers and of course the Cleveland Browns!

Back in July, the Browns announced they’re going to enhance the gameday experience in and around FirstEnergy Stadium. My first thought was, “Yay, cheerleaders!” Boy was I wrong! What was one of their ideas? A freakin’ drumline. Yeah… a bunch of dorks playng drums. Oh yeah, we’re also gonna get some kick ass score boards and a new sound system!

But why not cheerleaders? When there’s a shitty team on the field, the next best thing to watch would be a bunch of tits and asses bouncing around near the 30 yard line! Hell, the worst team in the NFL, the Houston Texans, have cheerleaders…

Texans Cheerleaders

… Well, it’s too cold here in the Cleveland area so don’t expect to see cheerleaders any time soon.

In the meantime, I’m going to assemble my Cleveland Browns Fantasy Cheerleading Squad!

The obvious first choice would be Hayden Panettiere…

Hayden Panettiere Ass

… not only does Hayden have cheerleading experience, she was also the captain at Pacific Vista High School…

Hayden Panettiere PVH

She would be the captain for the Browns cheerleaders too!

My next choice would be Mrs. Timberlake Jessica Biel!

Jessica Biel WOW

She’s beau-ti-ful! Here’s a little known Jessica Biel fact: She was featured in the video for Aerosmith’s 2001 ballad Fly Away from Here. Check it out:

And loogit her ass!

Jessica Biel

Who’s next? Oh yeah, MMA cage girl Jennifer Swift.

Jennifer Swift DAMN

Unfortunately, Ms. Swift is a Giants fan…

Jennifer Swift Giants Fan

… but I won’t hold that against her because of…

Jennifer Swift Perfect Ass

… Hoo boy, loogit her ass! She’s not just a perfect ass pretty face, however… Jennifer Swift has helped me with a couple causes the last couple years and for that I’m thankful!

I would also like to have singer/songwriter Skylar Grey as a Browns cheerleader…

Skylar Grey WOW

Skylar is not only gorgeous, but extremely talented! Eminem has a huge hit titled Love The Way You Lie. The song and accompanying video feature that idiot Rihanna… Skylar Grey wrote that shit, however… Check out Love The Way You Lie at the 2:55 mark…

A still shot from the same performance…

Skylar Grey Mmmmm

I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s hired!

French model Anais Zanotti turns heads on Miami Beach

I looked her up, her name is Anais Zanotti and she seems to have a nice personality!

Anais-Zanotti-Wears-A-Thong-Bikini-To-The-Beach-In-Miami-03-760x570

I would also include Sarah Hyland, who plays big sis Haley Dunphy on Modern Family

Sarah Hyland

She’s kinda okay… right?

Sarah Hyland Boobs

Since I’m on Modern Family, how could I not include the stunning and hilarious Sofia Vergara?

Sofia Vergara Beautiful

That’s stunning and so is this…

Sofia Vergara Bikini

… and this is hilarious!

Last, and definitely not least, I want Emily Ratajkowski shakin’ it for the Browns…

Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie

… she looks great from both sides…

Emily Ratajkowski in Red

… and also knows how to dance as evidenced in this Robin Thicke video titled Blurred Lines

That completes my Cleveland Browns Fantasy Cheerleading Squad! I’m gonna send a copy of this to the Browns front office, hoping they’ll consider cheerleaders some time soon!

For the ladies and men who like men, here’s Cleveland’s stud TE Jordan Cameron looking quite dreamy…

Jordan Cameron Dreamy

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Sexy Saturday ~ The Year in Review!

I’m sorta gonna brag about the progress of my little blog today. I know there are a lot of bloggers out there who crank out WAY better numbers than I’ll reveal here, and I’m working on ways of increasing viewership, but for right now, this is where For Shiggles is at…. and where it started!

I launched this blog back on November 20th of 2011. I had 52 views in the 10 remaining days of that month and was very excited about it!

December 2011… I had 159 views… or 5 views a day…

January… 574 views… or 19 a day… I was wondering is it really worth it?

February… 1,322 views… or 46 a day… Someone’s checking out my blog every 30 minutes… Hmmmm.

March… 2,115 views… or 68 a day… I wrote a few times about my buddy’s divorce from his whore wife, which was the reason for the increased traffic.

April… 2,590 views… or 86 a day… On April 14th, I unveiled a new regular series. This one. Sexy Saturday. One of the first images I posted was of me lighting my penis on fire….

Fire dick

BAM!!! May… 25,905 views… or 836 a day! Since then, I’ve averaged 1,200 views a day or 1 view every 72 seconds!

Okay… I know… Enough math! What largely sells this site is tits and ass. Honestly, I like the traffic but that’s not why I started writing! I want to draw a large audience, and teenage boys fapping to my pictures is not the target audience I had envisioned. I promise to make my content deeper in 2013!

But for right now, here are the top 10 search terms that bring people to For Shiggles… and my favorite pictures to go with them!

1.) Kate Upton

Kate Upton holy shit nipples!

Alright… Kate’s top dawg, so she gets a bonus offering…

2.) Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara Sexy Swimsuit

That picture’s from the other day! And she’s 40! Holy hell! I wanna see the back of that suit, but I couldn’t find a picture anywhere, so here’s the best back shot I have of the lovely Sofia…

Sofia Vergara Ass

Oof… Okay… must move on…

3.) Serena Williams… Wait. What?

Serena Williams Bikini

That is, seriously, the only picture of Serena Williams I’ve ever posted… yet it gets her #3 honors!

4.) Jessica Biel Ass (Not a grammar error, that’s what people search!)

Jessica Biel Ass WOW

Any questions? Actually, Jess made the top 10 twice with a search term of “Jessica Biel” so here’s another one.

Jessica Biel in bed

Yeah… that’s Jess and I having sex making love… and so is this…

Jessica Biel sex

…. not pictured? ME!

Sorry… I’m still thinkin’ about her ass, so here goes another .gif…

Jessica Biel

… Left. Right…. Left. Right…. Don’t tell me that’s not hypnotic!

Anyway…. It’s not only guys fapping to For Shiggles! Up next….

5.) Adam Levine of Maroon 5

In case you’re wondering who’s hands are compressing his package… I’ll tell ya! It’s his ex-girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna, better known as Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Anne V. Somehow, being as attractive as she is, she didn’t even crack the top 30 on this site.

Now’s a good time for a quick video break. Here’s Adam and Anne in Maroon 5’s Misery

Nice jeans, Anne!!! Okay… back to the list!

6.) Kim Kardashian. I can’t remember mentioning her that much…

Kim Kardashian ASS

… now I remember… Her ass! But, to be quite honest, her sister Kourtney is way more attractive! Kim sorta looks like an NFL runningback…

7.) Poppy Montgomery (of Without a Trace fame)…

Poppy Montgomery in bed

I think Poppy is extremely attractive. She’s also Australian, so she’s like a 10.3 on a 10 scale! Wanna know her full name? It’s Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue! Good luck shouting that name out in the throes of passion!

8.) Bibi Jones

Bibi Jones was a porn star aka Britney Beth and Lexy Jones. She is now Britney Maclin… that’s her real name… I think. Does it really matter?

9.) Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova at Edgewater Park

This is another woman I only posted once. Apparently she’s searched a lot!

10.) Courtney Force.

Courtney Force Fire Suit

Yes… A funny car driver made the top ten! It was really the following picture that was more popular…

Maaaaaake Ooooouuuut!

That’s Courtney on the right and her sister, Brittany Force, on the left!

There are the top 10 searched sexy people on my site!

My honorable mention goes to the highly talented and extremely sexy Skylar Grey, who was only 1 search behind Courtney Force…

Skylar Grey Mmmmm

Skylar Grey Good Morning

I’ll close out this post with a beautiful song by Skylar that, although it’s about her struggles with the music industry, clearly speaks to a lot of women…

Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks!

Sexy Saturday ~ Dummies, Snobs and Hypocrites!

I had a brief email conversation with my friend Diane (who is a big Channing Tatum fan) earlier this week about celebrities. It went sort of like this:

ME: Oh hey! Your boy Channing Tatum is People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”

DIANE: He beat you out???  Dammit!  My vote didn’t count!

ME: Ha ha! Seriously, I read this Hollywood blog and he seems pretty dumb!

DIANE: Oh that’s too bad, so if I ever get a chance to meet him, I will have to plan on doing something other than having a conversation with him!!!!  HAHAHAHA,  I crack myself up!

ME: Yeah… no one from Hollywood is worth the conversation!

DIANE: Like your girl Jennifer Swift!

ME: Exactly like Jennifer Swift!

So there ya have it… I would do Jennifer and Diane would do Channing! That’s how most conversations end when talking about these “big stars” because most of ’em are nitwits!

Here are some examples:

Rihanna…

That looks like it would be a bitch to take off…

That’s much better… but how about this angle?

Mmmmm… SEXY! But what does Rihanna think about being called a sex symbol?

“It’s definitely flattering, but also uncomfortable. That’s not a priority on my list – being a sex symbol or being overly sexy. I’m just a normal woman. I don’t really focus on being a sex symbol.”

OH REALLY? Ya fooled me there! Hypocrite-ella ella ella!

Here’s former “Lost” star, Evangeline Lilly…

Here’s a nice thought from Evangeline:

I used to cry myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because of the way men leered at and disrespected me.

You will be leered at for putting yourself out there like that! She falls under the snob category!

Christina Hendricks of “Mad Men” somehow had her cell phone “hacked” and the following pictures were “leaked.”

Ooh… and a topless one…

Well… Christina is a flip-flopping Hollywood snob. Why?

Not too long ago, Health.com asked her a question about being a role model for women who aren’t size zeroes, to which she replied:

It’s such a compliment, because of all those times I had agents who were, like, “You have to lose some weight,” and all of a sudden, people are celebrating it. It’s like: Oh, thank you! Thank you for letting me be me.

Well… She’s since changed her mind. In a more recent interview she was asked, “You have been an inspiration as a full-figured woman, what is the most inspiring story that you can remember?” Her reply?

I think calling me full-figured is just rude.

I still like your boobs, Christina, but you have a terrible attitude. Suck it fatty!

Heck, even Scarlett Johansson is a little snobby. I never expected that from her…

Scarlett says:

I look forward to growing in the industry and aging. I’m at a little bit of a funny age where I get that ‘sexiest woman’ thing, and it feels like a label for right now.

HA! ‘Sexiest woman thing.’ What a silly label…

Or how about Jessica Alba?

What does Jess think about being a sex symbol?

This whole sex goddess thing? Half the time I don’t even know what that means.

I don’t put myself out there to get that kind of attention. When I do, it’s flattering, but it’s not what I set out to do. I just want to be in movies and I really don’t see myself like this.

OKAY! She didn’t “put herself out there” in the top picture… that was me sneaking up on her at the beach. The other two pictures are from photo shoots so, yes Jess, you DO put yourself out there for that kind of attention!

Here comes another Jessica… and another disappointment! Jessica Biel…

I’ve always been a big fan of Jess for some reason…

NOW I REMEMBER!! Did you guys know we dated briefly? We did… and she recorded us together once…

I was so pissed!! I hope she doesn’t sell the entire video to Vivid or something, I don’t need a sex tape out there!

But Jess had a terrible attitude too… She claims it’s hard to find work in Hollywood because of her incredibly hot body and beautiful face. She doesn’t even get to audition, apparently.. In her own words:

It really is a problem. I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, then don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful.

Oh so hurtful!!

Anyway… These are for you, Diane, and the rest of the ladies out there and the men who like men!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Hug your children and love them every day

 

Politicians are All Asses ~ Just Like Today’s Edition of Sexy Saturday

All of the political commercials are driving me crazy. I can’t make it through 30 minutes of football without seeing 17 minutes of Obama’s ass. Biden is a bumbling ass! Obama distorts the truth; so does Romney.

YOUR GOAL should be to do your own research to determine that Romney/Ryan has better solutions for this country! WOO HOO! Take that libs!

Now on to some asses that are worth my time!

YAY Second Amendment!!

A post featuring female buttocks wouldn’t be complete without some jiggly Jessica Biel action..

… or a still shot!

Some men prefer an enormous ass, such as this one provided by Kim Kardashian…

The asshole on the left is Kanye West!

Perhaps this is a better picture of Kim..

Nah… too much! Besides, her sister Kourtney is WAY hotter!

I’ve always been a fan of Olivia Wilde; since I discovered her on that TV show, House…

…and we only went out a few times before she started to show her political side. Hoo boy is she a liberal nutjob! She is like the total opposite of Rush Limbaugh. In every single way! I had to dump her. Sorry Liv!

I know this is supposed to be an ass only post, but I couldn’t not post this next picture of Olivia. I guess I’m sort of like Obama in that I don’t always do what I say. ZING!

Her hotness cannot be denied! She just needs to not talk!

Here’s a shot of my neighbor that I’m giving swimming lessons to.

My other neighbor.. This is not voyeurism; she told me to take this picture. I was about 2 seconds to fast!

Oh… I almost forgot about Jessica Alba…

She does NOT know I took this pic, so please don’t tell her.

Now there is one ass that stands out above all others. It looks great in a dress, a bikini, or jeans and even sweatpants! And it’s not merely an ass that is nice to look at. It’s part of what most men would call the “total package.” A fantastic Mom, a great friend and a beautiful woman; inside and out! I have no pictures of her ass, however. This is the best I can do!

And for the ladies and men who like men? Some would describe this man as an ass. He’s actually a god! A God of Thunder!

As hard as I looked, I couldn’t find pictures of his ass. I’m not so sure I want to see that anyway!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today’s birthday boy, Chaim Weitz of KISS!

Actually, he’s more commonly known as Gene Simmons… this guy!

 

Happy 63rd Birthday, man! See you at Blossom in 18 days!!

I’ll leave you with an amusing KISS video.. (You Make Me) Rock Hard… It starts off with some women’s asses mixed in with Paul Stanley’s ass. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference!

The girls and I are off to my company picnic! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Hug your children and love them every day

 

My Blog is Too Sexy

As of right now, I have 100,505 views of this little blog ~ in just under ten months. Compared to real blogs, I’m certain that’s not a lot of traffic. However, it’s a lot of traffic to me!

It appears as though I’ve written my blog into a corner… But what a sexy corner it is! See, a whopping 80% of my “readers” arrive here after searching for pictures on Google. What, or who, are they searching for, you ask? Here are the top ten search terms people typed in to Google and found forshiggles (I attached the corresponding pics):

Kate Upton

Sofia Vergara

Adam Levine

Kim Kardashian

It’s funny… This is the only picture I’ve put up of Kim. I personally think her ass is gross; but it comes in at number four of all time…

Jessica Biel ass

Courtney Force

On the right….C’mon now! she’s a race car driver!

Jennie Finch

Erika Eleniak

Kate Upton boobs

Heather Kozar

Can you believe, for all the yapping I do about Danica Patrick, she comes in at number eighteen? Shocking!

It’s obvious that very few people come here for my writing. I’m an okay writer, I guess. Perhaps I need to diversify a bit more.

I am grateful that a lot of people found this blog by searching Hurler’s Syndrome. They then moved on to my friend’s site that details the struggles his family endures  while his twin boys battle this terrible genetic disorder. Did they donate money? I dunno… I sure hope someone did!

I also got a lot of traffic from people searching for the names of the four Brunswick children killed in the horrible accident on June 3rd of this year. I asked for help. A lot of people clicked over to the site that, at the time, was selling t-shirts to raise money for the families. Did they buy a shirt, or donate, to help out. Again, I dunno… I can only hope.

It’s 5:00 am and I need to get some sleep. It’s sort of funny, some of the big time bloggers I read talk about writing while in their underwear. This is the first time I’ve done it and, ya know what, it’s quite wonderful! I should do it more often!

Always remember…. Hug your children and love them every day

Sexy Saturday ~ Video Vixens

Y’all remember Music Television, er MTV? Back in the day it was a cable channel that played music videos 24/7.

MTV debuted when I was 8 years old. I only knew about it from my friends at school as my parents didn’t have cable. If I remember correctly, the first video I saw on MTV was at my parents’ friends house. It was Money for Nothing by Dire Straits.

I was hooked! MTV was the coolest thing ever!

Eventually my folks broke down, got cable and MTV became an integral part of my life. I would watch it before school, after my homework was done and before bed. I had favorite videos that I would watch for. Ultimately, most of my favorite videos were of the rock bands I liked featuring hot women! My first video love? Tawny Kitaen of Whitesnake fame…

I was fourteen when that video came out. I remember imagining myself as David Coverdale; driving that Jaguar while Tawny teased me, just waiting for her to stick her tongue down my throat.

Turns out that Tawny is batshit crazy, so I’m happy that she never answered any of my fan mail.

Fast forward  a handful of years to Aerosmith’s first video vixen: Alicia Silverstone. Alicia debuted in Aerosmith’s kick ass video for Cryin’. Great tune, sexy girl, but not the video I wanna feature here.

In 1993, Aerosmith released the song and coinciding video Amazing… Back then, that tune had no meaning to me… since then, though,  it’s become a defining anthem for me…

… and Alicia was so hot!

Shit… Alicia ended up being batshit crazy too!

So Aerosmith mixed it up with Mila Kunis. Here’s Jaded

I love when she wears this top!

And here’s a boner bonus picture of Mila with Elisha Cuthbert!

Maaaake ooouuuut!

Aerosmith’s best video girl, by far, is none other than Jessica Biel! Grab on to something fellas and hang on tight! Here’s Fly Away From Here… (so many Aerosmith tunes have so much meaning to me… this is another)

Dear GOD I love that video! I took a poll of my dog and he agrees it’s awesome! I especially dig the silver/robot paint job Jess is sporting at the 2:41 mark. Oh what I wouldn’t give to apply and/or remove that paint!

More Jess….

Ahhhhh! She was chasin’ me!

She’s gonna be so mad that I put this up; she doesn’t know I was recording…

…but I was! Just like at the pool the other day…

And she doesn’t know I was taking pictures when we went out on the boat…

I’m sorry Jess! There’s a slim chance I won’t let this happen again! I also apologize because I can’t give you the Most Beautiful Woman in the World award. Diane holds that title!

Oh yeah… there’s one more video vixen I need to mention because she’s helped me with a couple causes I’ve supported. In this era in which MTV is more about ruining our society by providing programming about promiscuous douchebags, and not about music videos… Bands still make videos. One of the best of those recently is Gold Cobra by Limp Bizkit; featuring Jennifer Swift.

More pics!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks! Fun week comin’ up for my girls and I; An entire week with all of my favorite women!

Hug your children and love them every day

Sexy Saturday ~ POV Edition… Mostly!

Lots of female celebrities like to take photos of their boobs and crotches while laying on the beach… or wherever else they might be. Most of these shots are from their point of view (POV). Deep breath… and here we go…

Heidi Klum…

Jennifer Swift…

Some girl I met near Cedar Point…

ON A BOAT!

Adrianne Curry…

LeAnn Rimes…

Sorry… I held back as long as I could, but I’m an ass guy. Here’s a better angle of LeAnn…

LeAnn Rimes playing bocce ball in my back yard.

…and Adrianne Curry…

I did not take this picture… She did it herself!

There is a better ass out there, so I’ve been told! Butt even if I had a picture of it I wouldn’t share it with y’all… instead I offer Jessica Alba…

I took this before she had two kids.

Same ass after two kids…

And my second favorite ass ever… Jessica Biel….

And for my female readers and gay men… Joel Goodsen (aka Tom Cruise) of Risky Business…

… or Maverick, Goose, Ice and Slider (aka Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards, Val Kilmer and Rick Rossovich) of Top Gun!

Oh man, I watched that video and realized how much I missed the F-14 since it’s been retired from the Navy’s arsenal. More on the United States’ air superiority to come…

Hug your children and love them every day

“HEY CLETUS, Junior Dun Won Hisself a Race!” ~ Week Sixteen NASCAR Update

Woo hoo… what an exciting weekend! NASCAR was only a few hours away in Brooklyn, Michigan. Mitt Romney was here yesterday for a Father’s Day campaign stop,  and the NHRA was in Thunder Valley, a.k.a Bristol, Tennessee!

As far as NASCAR goes,  Michigan is where I had my live NASCAR cherry popped! It’s a two mile track that is freakin’ huge and incredibly loud!

Being at a live race makes it so difficult to keep track of who’s where on the track, so you are forced to rely on the big ass scoring pylon to keep things straight!

And another thing…. for any other sporting event, the ideal seats are down low, and close to the action. This is not true at NASCAR races. Ya wanna be way up high, to hopefully see the entire track!

Our first seats at Michigan were four rows up from the track. I was so excited! I could see the drivers up close during their introductions! Then the race began…  I could see the cars coming down the backstretch at nearly 200 miles an hour, then they would enter turns 3-4, where we were sitting, and all 43 cars would be gone in maybe 4 seconds! THE GROUND SHOOK when they passed! It was fascinating, but it was all too fast to keep track of your favorite driver, however!

One of the coolest things about sitting so close to the track, as pointed out by my ex-wife, was the fact that there were little flecks of rubber from the cars’ tires all over our shirts, hands, faces, beers…. you name it. That rubber flies off them tires in the corners to a distance of at least thirty feet! It’s AWESOME! I guess you have to be a race fan to appreciate that!

Anyway…. here’s a look at Michigan International Speedway:

Saturday’s Nationwide Series race seemed pretty good. I was more involved with my youngest daughter’s 5th birthday, however, so I didn’t pay too much attention. I did see Danica Patrick spin out on the first lap. Why? Because I’m certain she was applying eyeliner! Seriously, though, she spun out again near the middle of the race and then late after contact. She finished 18th and was the last car on the lead lap, which is surprising considering all her screwups… Ugh… she’s terrible!

Mowing the lawn….

Austin Dillon qualified fastest, winning the pole, then finished fifth. Dude knows how to wheel a race car; except when Danica is around…. she confuses him. He was involved in her second incident, well, not really involved; he got within a couple feet of her left rear and she just went WOOP and spun! I wonder what the other drivers think about Danica… Not only do they have to race their cars like everyone else; the have to keep an eye out for her tight ass spinning across the track.

Joey Logano won… again! This win makes it his 5th of the year in the Nationwide Series… in 11 starts! That’s some good drivin’!

No, Danica, this spin was by design; t’s called a victory burnout…

I watched most of yesterday’s Sprint Cup race… then fell asleep for a bit… but HOLY SHIT DALE EARNHARDT JR. WON! It’s been four years since dude won a race!

I’m genuinely happy for him! Seriously… I’m not being sarcastic at all here, folks! I’m glad his fans have stuck with him. He’s like the most popular driver in NASCAR and has been struggling. It’s good to see him back in Victory Lane!

Sadly… we won’t see this pose for another four years! HA HA Sucka!

Next week, NASCAR goes to Sonoma, California. A road course! So for those of you who pick on NASCAR because they only turn left… Not the case this time. They will have to turn right as well!

Numbers after week fifteen:

Austin…

The work the pit crews perform… simply amazing!

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
13 0 7 10 5.0 7.3

Dale…

‘The Dark Night Rises’ graphics are pretty cool!

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
15 1 6 12 14.2 7.4

Danica (pictured in Danica’s stead, Jessica Biel’s ass. Oof! Jess is gonna get her own post!)…

Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 Avg. Start Avg. Finish
13 0 0 1 14.6 20.8
The NHRA racing from Bristol was terrible…. Actually the racing was good, as always. It was the results… Courtney Force and her teammates John Force, Mike Neff & Robert Hight…. ALL eliminated in the first round. I hope they got all that losing out of their systems! The NHRA is off next week, they go to Chicago in two weeks… and in 20 days?? They’ll be in beautiful Norwalk, Ohio for the Summit Racing Equipment Nationals! And you know who’s gonna be there also? ME! And my sister, Alicia & her boyfriend! A Force car needs to win in our presence; preferably Courtney.

Sadly… I think John Force makes her roll her fire suit down… None of the other drivers do this.. Wait…. That’s not sad!

Hug your children and love them every day…

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Week fifteen
Week fourteen
Week thirteen
Week twelve
Week eleven
Week ten