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I am So Sick of all the Same Sex Marriage Talk… Here are Ten Reasons Why it Should be Banned…

Solidarity

I posted this a ways back, but with a decision from the Supreme Court coming soon, I felt this needed mentioned again…

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55 hour marriage to Jason Alexander and Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries would be destroyed.

Waaaaay too much ass there Kim!

6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.

Get with it people… stop making this difficult…

Sexy Saturday ~ The Year in Review!

I’m sorta gonna brag about the progress of my little blog today. I know there are a lot of bloggers out there who crank out WAY better numbers than I’ll reveal here, and I’m working on ways of increasing viewership, but for right now, this is where For Shiggles is at…. and where it started!

I launched this blog back on November 20th of 2011. I had 52 views in the 10 remaining days of that month and was very excited about it!

December 2011… I had 159 views… or 5 views a day…

January… 574 views… or 19 a day… I was wondering is it really worth it?

February… 1,322 views… or 46 a day… Someone’s checking out my blog every 30 minutes… Hmmmm.

March… 2,115 views… or 68 a day… I wrote a few times about my buddy’s divorce from his whore wife, which was the reason for the increased traffic.

April… 2,590 views… or 86 a day… On April 14th, I unveiled a new regular series. This one. Sexy Saturday. One of the first images I posted was of me lighting my penis on fire….

Fire dick

BAM!!! May… 25,905 views… or 836 a day! Since then, I’ve averaged 1,200 views a day or 1 view every 72 seconds!

Okay… I know… Enough math! What largely sells this site is tits and ass. Honestly, I like the traffic but that’s not why I started writing! I want to draw a large audience, and teenage boys fapping to my pictures is not the target audience I had envisioned. I promise to make my content deeper in 2013!

But for right now, here are the top 10 search terms that bring people to For Shiggles… and my favorite pictures to go with them!

1.) Kate Upton

Kate Upton holy shit nipples!

Alright… Kate’s top dawg, so she gets a bonus offering…

2.) Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara Sexy Swimsuit

That picture’s from the other day! And she’s 40! Holy hell! I wanna see the back of that suit, but I couldn’t find a picture anywhere, so here’s the best back shot I have of the lovely Sofia…

Sofia Vergara Ass

Oof… Okay… must move on…

3.) Serena Williams… Wait. What?

Serena Williams Bikini

That is, seriously, the only picture of Serena Williams I’ve ever posted… yet it gets her #3 honors!

4.) Jessica Biel Ass (Not a grammar error, that’s what people search!)

Jessica Biel Ass WOW

Any questions? Actually, Jess made the top 10 twice with a search term of “Jessica Biel” so here’s another one.

Jessica Biel in bed

Yeah… that’s Jess and I having sex making love… and so is this…

Jessica Biel sex

…. not pictured? ME!

Sorry… I’m still thinkin’ about her ass, so here goes another .gif…

Jessica Biel

… Left. Right…. Left. Right…. Don’t tell me that’s not hypnotic!

Anyway…. It’s not only guys fapping to For Shiggles! Up next….

5.) Adam Levine of Maroon 5

In case you’re wondering who’s hands are compressing his package… I’ll tell ya! It’s his ex-girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna, better known as Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Anne V. Somehow, being as attractive as she is, she didn’t even crack the top 30 on this site.

Now’s a good time for a quick video break. Here’s Adam and Anne in Maroon 5’s Misery

Nice jeans, Anne!!! Okay… back to the list!

6.) Kim Kardashian. I can’t remember mentioning her that much…

Kim Kardashian ASS

… now I remember… Her ass! But, to be quite honest, her sister Kourtney is way more attractive! Kim sorta looks like an NFL runningback…

7.) Poppy Montgomery (of Without a Trace fame)…

Poppy Montgomery in bed

I think Poppy is extremely attractive. She’s also Australian, so she’s like a 10.3 on a 10 scale! Wanna know her full name? It’s Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue! Good luck shouting that name out in the throes of passion!

8.) Bibi Jones

Bibi Jones was a porn star aka Britney Beth and Lexy Jones. She is now Britney Maclin… that’s her real name… I think. Does it really matter?

9.) Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova at Edgewater Park

This is another woman I only posted once. Apparently she’s searched a lot!

10.) Courtney Force.

Courtney Force Fire Suit

Yes… A funny car driver made the top ten! It was really the following picture that was more popular…

Maaaaaake Ooooouuuut!

That’s Courtney on the right and her sister, Brittany Force, on the left!

There are the top 10 searched sexy people on my site!

My honorable mention goes to the highly talented and extremely sexy Skylar Grey, who was only 1 search behind Courtney Force…

Skylar Grey Mmmmm

Skylar Grey Good Morning

I’ll close out this post with a beautiful song by Skylar that, although it’s about her struggles with the music industry, clearly speaks to a lot of women…

Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks!

Politicians are All Asses ~ Just Like Today’s Edition of Sexy Saturday

All of the political commercials are driving me crazy. I can’t make it through 30 minutes of football without seeing 17 minutes of Obama’s ass. Biden is a bumbling ass! Obama distorts the truth; so does Romney.

YOUR GOAL should be to do your own research to determine that Romney/Ryan has better solutions for this country! WOO HOO! Take that libs!

Now on to some asses that are worth my time!

YAY Second Amendment!!

A post featuring female buttocks wouldn’t be complete without some jiggly Jessica Biel action..

… or a still shot!

Some men prefer an enormous ass, such as this one provided by Kim Kardashian…

The asshole on the left is Kanye West!

Perhaps this is a better picture of Kim..

Nah… too much! Besides, her sister Kourtney is WAY hotter!

I’ve always been a fan of Olivia Wilde; since I discovered her on that TV show, House…

…and we only went out a few times before she started to show her political side. Hoo boy is she a liberal nutjob! She is like the total opposite of Rush Limbaugh. In every single way! I had to dump her. Sorry Liv!

I know this is supposed to be an ass only post, but I couldn’t not post this next picture of Olivia. I guess I’m sort of like Obama in that I don’t always do what I say. ZING!

Her hotness cannot be denied! She just needs to not talk!

Here’s a shot of my neighbor that I’m giving swimming lessons to.

My other neighbor.. This is not voyeurism; she told me to take this picture. I was about 2 seconds to fast!

Oh… I almost forgot about Jessica Alba…

She does NOT know I took this pic, so please don’t tell her.

Now there is one ass that stands out above all others. It looks great in a dress, a bikini, or jeans and even sweatpants! And it’s not merely an ass that is nice to look at. It’s part of what most men would call the “total package.” A fantastic Mom, a great friend and a beautiful woman; inside and out! I have no pictures of her ass, however. This is the best I can do!

And for the ladies and men who like men? Some would describe this man as an ass. He’s actually a god! A God of Thunder!

As hard as I looked, I couldn’t find pictures of his ass. I’m not so sure I want to see that anyway!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today’s birthday boy, Chaim Weitz of KISS!

Actually, he’s more commonly known as Gene Simmons… this guy!

 

Happy 63rd Birthday, man! See you at Blossom in 18 days!!

I’ll leave you with an amusing KISS video.. (You Make Me) Rock Hard… It starts off with some women’s asses mixed in with Paul Stanley’s ass. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference!

The girls and I are off to my company picnic! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Hug your children and love them every day

 

My Blog is Too Sexy

As of right now, I have 100,505 views of this little blog ~ in just under ten months. Compared to real blogs, I’m certain that’s not a lot of traffic. However, it’s a lot of traffic to me!

It appears as though I’ve written my blog into a corner… But what a sexy corner it is! See, a whopping 80% of my “readers” arrive here after searching for pictures on Google. What, or who, are they searching for, you ask? Here are the top ten search terms people typed in to Google and found forshiggles (I attached the corresponding pics):

Kate Upton

Sofia Vergara

Adam Levine

Kim Kardashian

It’s funny… This is the only picture I’ve put up of Kim. I personally think her ass is gross; but it comes in at number four of all time…

Jessica Biel ass

Courtney Force

On the right….C’mon now! she’s a race car driver!

Jennie Finch

Erika Eleniak

Kate Upton boobs

Heather Kozar

Can you believe, for all the yapping I do about Danica Patrick, she comes in at number eighteen? Shocking!

It’s obvious that very few people come here for my writing. I’m an okay writer, I guess. Perhaps I need to diversify a bit more.

I am grateful that a lot of people found this blog by searching Hurler’s Syndrome. They then moved on to my friend’s site that details the struggles his family endures  while his twin boys battle this terrible genetic disorder. Did they donate money? I dunno… I sure hope someone did!

I also got a lot of traffic from people searching for the names of the four Brunswick children killed in the horrible accident on June 3rd of this year. I asked for help. A lot of people clicked over to the site that, at the time, was selling t-shirts to raise money for the families. Did they buy a shirt, or donate, to help out. Again, I dunno… I can only hope.

It’s 5:00 am and I need to get some sleep. It’s sort of funny, some of the big time bloggers I read talk about writing while in their underwear. This is the first time I’ve done it and, ya know what, it’s quite wonderful! I should do it more often!

Always remember…. Hug your children and love them every day

I am So Sick of all the Same Sex Marriage Talk… Here are Ten Reasons Why it Should be Banned…

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55 hour marriage to Jason Alexander and Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries would be destroyed.

Waaaaay too much ass there Kim!

6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.