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Cleveland’s Local Media Needs Their Twitter Accounts Confiscated…

I could go on for 3,000+ words about national media and their agendas. Fox is too far right. CNN is off-the-deep-end left. MSNBC manipulates videos (Oh wait, they do). BLAH, BLAH BLAH!

It’s all horseshit!

The only way to become educated, especially in an election year, is to educate yourself. You have to check out all the news outlets and then determine your own view! Unfortunately, most people are too lazy to do that.

Hell, some people try to deter others from doing proper research and say, “Don’t go to Fox, it’s evil.” Idiots! I certainly don’t tell people not to check out CNN… or the NBC networks. Y’all need to be open minded! Otherwise you become the sheep that big media wants you to be.

But local media? HA! They’re the little kids of media! They just want to be the first to report stuff that isn’t even necessarily news! Combine their useless information with a twitter account and they have the power to piss me off rather quickly! It’s like someone gave my oldest daughter a press pass and said, “Hey Alexis, go to Browns camp and tweet about it.”

That happened yesterday!

No, Alexis didn’t get a press pass! A couple of the Browns reporters I follow on twitter, Tony Grossi and Mary Kay Cabot, had a simultaneous twittergasm that started about 9:00 yesterday morning and was still going as of last night.

Why the twittergasm?

At practice yesterday, Cleveland’s shut down cornerback, Joe Haden, tackled wide receiver Travis Benjamin after he caught a nice touchdown pass from future hall of fame quarterback Brandon Weeden. Browns coach Pat Shurmer got into it a little bit with Haden and told him to go into the locker room; his practice was done.

Why was Haden’s practice done?

Yesterday was the Browns final day of training camp and they were running drills in which tackling wasn’t allowed; to avoid injuries. Apparently, Haden had been warned before about being too rough in practice. He tackled Benjamin when he wasn’t allowed to and got in trouble for it. That’s what happens when you don’t listen to your boss! This wasn’t news!

But Tony and Mary Kay went all apeshit on twitter:

Haden kicked out of practice! Haden not injured! Haden looks mad! Holmgren followed Haden into the building! Shurmer used explectives! Does Mary Kay wear panties? Is Haden pissed becaused of a potential double secret Adderall drug test failure?

This went on for a few hours on twitter…. culminating with articles on ESPN Cleveland and The Plain Dealer by Grossi and Cabot, respectively.

Anyway… when the Browns took the field for their afternoon “walk-thru” practice in preparation for their preseason game this Friday against Philly, Mary Kay and Tony lit up twitter again!

BREAKING NEWS!

Joe Haden back on the practice field! Joe Haden is smiling! Joe acting like nothing happened! Joe Haden working with his team!

OF COURSE EVERYTHING’S OKAY! He served his punishment, learned his lesson and moved on!

Don’t get me wrong…. I respect Tony and Mary Kay and enjoy their articles and some of their tweets… but gosh, settle down you two!

Tweet me back, girl!! @greg44212

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The 2012 Edition of Cleveland Browns Training Camp is Underway ~ And I’m Goin’!

It’s that time of year folks! Browns training camp started back on July 25th for rookies… and the entire squad on the 27th!

Our scout team will be descending upon Berea this Saturday for a full pad practice; this includes Brent, Scott, Garett & myself!

On Friday, though, and through this past weekend I got most of my camp updates from twitter as I was on vacation. But yesterday evening I started some more serious research.

As is usual, the local media is still trying to fire up the ole quarterback controversy; this year between the short, weak, concussed Colt McCoy and the built-like-an-NFL-QB, rocket armed Brandon Weeden.

There will be no QB controversy this year, so you’re wasting your time Mary Kay Cabot!

See how creepily Mary Kay is looking at me? Oh you just wait ’til I’m in Berea on Saturday… try to control yourself as I walk by!

Weeden will be named the starter and McCoy will end up in Jacksonville because Blaine Gabbert looks like me playing QB… in my bare feet… after a couple beers!

Anyway, here are some other players I’d like to get a look at on Saturday…

Trent Richardson (RB)…

I don’t need to evaluate T-Rich on Saturday. I already know he’s gonna be a stud. I’ve seen his highlight reel and posted it on here. He, and don’t laugh at me without watching his highlights, plays like Adrian Peterson. Dude’s fast, cuts well, and does not shy away from contact. I also think he blocks better than AP… but that’s just me. We shall see, but just look at this dude:

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Montario Hardesty (RB)…

Oh Montario! You with the ligaments seemingly made of spaghetti! UGH! The Browns selected Hardesty in the second round of the 2010 draft. He tore his ACL after 6 nice carries in a preseason game against Chicago. Out for 2010. Last year he suffered other injuries which I’m too lazy to look up right now, but wasn’t a factor.

This is Hardesty’s first healthy camp. I hope he remains healthy. With the above two RBs, the Browns will have a serious ground game..

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But we can’t run on every down! So the future hall of famer, Weeden, needs someone to throw to, right?

Josh Gordon (WR)…

Oops… THIS is Josh Gordon…

I’m sorry… I couldn’t help myself. But Josh likes his weed… hopefully he’s done with all that because dude is a physical specimen. Because of his off the field problems in college, Gordon could end up being a steal for the Browns. He entered the NFL supplemental draft instead of playing this year. Had he played in school this year, rumors are he’d be a

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Travis Benjamin (WR)…

Every team needs that little speed receiver. I’ve seen his teammates tweet about him being the fastest on the team. I’ve seen his highlight reel as well and because of that, I’ll continue to compare him to Philly’s DeSean Jackson… without the diva attitude.

More on Browns camp later….

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