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Sexy Saturday ~ Research Edition!

I’m getting a bit nervous folks. My average daily views here at For Shiggles have dropped in half, to around 300 a day, the last few months.

I’ve been looking at the stats on here a bit more often to figure out what I can do to increase traffic. WordPress, the site this is written on, recommends I read, comment and interact with other blog sites. I don’t have time for that!

Oh well, I’ll just keep writing stuff and throwing it out there; maybe some key words or tags will stick!

Anyway, last week I looked at who people were searching for and landed on my site. Had some pretty interesting results.

This morning, I Googled “Sexy Saturday” and, after seven pages, this site still didn’t come up. Shit! I gave up and clicked on “Images” to see if any of my awesome pictures came up! NOPE! UGH!

As I was scrolling through the images, I noticed that a lot of them were shirtless dudes! Clicking on those won’t get ya here! One image caught my eye… NO it wasn’t a dude, it was her:

Wow redhead

WOW! She’s hot… and, unfortunately, I can’t find out who she is! Damn!

Hint: If you click on that picture, it gets really big (the image)! Then you can right-click it, save it and make it your background picture, as I have done here at For Shiggles Central Command!

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Other stats I’ve been looking at are where my traffic comes from. Unfortunately, I can’t see what people search for by country because that would be awesome! I’m gonna make some assumptions here to answer this question: What do people search for, by country, for their Sexy Saturday?

I’m using the last year’s worth of data by the way.

Obviously, the majority of my traffic comes from the United States; 110,465 views! We love our football here, so I’m gonna guess that’s where all the “NFL Cheerleader” searches come from.

Eagles Cheerleader

That’s awesome, but what about the next 10 countries? What are they searching for?

10. Spain (5,957 views)

Spanish model Diana Morales of course!

Diana Morales

9. India?? (6,068 views)

I had no clue Indian women could be models without getting stoned to death at some point, but here is Shilpa Shetty!

Shilpa Shetty

8. Brazil (6,145 views)

That’s an easy one! I’ve featured Branca and Bia Feres on here before!

Branca and Bia Feres

Also see: Gisele Bündchen.

Gisele Bundchen Ass

7. Turkey (6,347 views)

Tuğçe Kazaz… WHOA!

Turkish Model

6. Mexico (6,619 views)

I didn’t search anything for this one… Is there any Mexican woman other than Salma Hayek?

Salma Hayek huge boobs

In case you weren’t aware, Salma also played the sexiest vampire ever, as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk till Dawn.

Santánico Pandemonium

5. Australia (9,705 views)

I used to watch this FBI drama called Without a Trace that featured an Australian actress named Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue (yes..that’s her birth name) a.k.a. Poppy Montgomery.

She’s just adorable, no? She get’s one more..

Poppy Montgomery in bed

4. France (16,761 views)

Eww… not surprised at all.

France Hairy Armpit

3. United Kingdom (18,840 views)

I don’t understand how the Royal Family thing works, but somehow the sister-in-law of Prince William is Pippa Middleton. A lot of people over there seem to get excited about her bum (ass!).

Pippa Middleton Bum

I dunno… not real remarkable… I’ve seen better bums over here for sure!

2. Germany (24,109 views)

Claudia Schiffer, of course!

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1. Canada (28,171 views)

From our neighbors to the north I present to you Justin Bieber for the little girls and men who like little boys/lesbians…

Justin Bieber arrives at the 40th American Music Awards in Los Angeles

Eww…

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Sexy Saturday ~ Hung Over Edition!

The coffee isn’t quite working so I’m gonna try a Monster. Not anything from the Rehab series… I’m going full strength Monster Energy Drink.

Monster

Now THAT’S better!

Last night I did that thing that happens every once in a while… I said to myself, “Lets go up to the bar for one, maybe two drinks and just chill…” Myself said, “Sure, sounds like a plan!”

I get there and some of my friends are there, so this happens…

 

… well not that crazy, but just enough to put me in a bit of a haze today.

I don’t really feel like coming up with a theme today that requires me to search for pictures, so I’m gonna recycle some. Let’s take a look at the top 10 sexy searches on For Shiggles so far this year…

Coming in at number 10 we have Skylar Grey…

Skylar Grey WOW

Skylar Grey Back Tatoo

I featured Skylar on here as a more obscure artist about a year and a half ago and she’s coming along nicely and selling lots of records!

9. Jessica Albs’s ass…

Jessica Alba Ass

Always a classic!

8. Jillian Michaels…

Jillian Michaels Bikini

She works out a lot!

7. Jessica Simpson? Yep…

And “cameltoe” is included in the search term…

6. Jessi M’bengue…

Jessi M'Bengue Tits

… from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines video.

5. Hannah Davis…

Hannah Davis Beach Bikini

The DirecTV Genie!

4. Tiger Woods’ Lindsey Vonn’s Ass…

Lindsey Vonn Bikini

I never put Lindsey’s ass on here and I don’t feel like searching for a picture of it…

3. Heather Kozar…

Heather Kozar

Wow! That’s ex-Cleveland Browns QB Tim Couch’s wife!

2. Samantha Hoopes…

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That’s the picture I featured on here… from Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition. That’s paint, by the way!

And the number one sexy search on For Shiggles this year?

 Jessica Biel’s Ass…

Jessica Biel Ass WOW

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel Pool

Even though her ass is the most searched for on here…

Jessica Biel sex

…THAT is the most clicked on Jessica Biel image…

Looks like “Jessicas” are winning, with three in the top 10!

Sexy Saturday ~ Femme Fatales!

Today’s round of sexiness comes to you via my second request in as many weeks!

After I posted what I believe to be one of my better Sexy Saturdays last week, my awesome cousin, K Lo, suggested that I do a post about, “Sexy chicks that could kick your ass!”

I’m always receptive to suggestions, so keep ’em coming! And rest assured that I will not use your real name while posting, ya know, because of that whole NSA spying thing!

Anyway, when I think of sexy, bad ass women, the first one who comes to mind is Wonder Woman!

Wonder Woman

… a.k.a. Lynda Carter…

lynda carter scalper

… who has apparently aged incredibly well for being 62 years old and being this hot:

Lyndy Carter Now

WOW! She looks fantastic! Of course she’s had some work done, but who cares.

One of K Lo’s specific suggestions was to include a character named Violet Song Jat Shariff who’s in a movie called Ultraviolet. I’ve never heard of this movie, but Google helped me find Violet:

Violet Song Jat Shariff

Who is played by the insanely attractive Milla Jovovich.

Milla Jovovich Bed

Milla likes to play that sexy badass role as she is also the star in the Resident Evil series of movies. I’ve never seen any of those movies…

Alice Resident Evil

… but I feel I should because there are scenes featuring guns and moist women…

Claire and Alice

Alright folks… here is how my posts sometimes get off track. After I stuck the above picture on here I thought, “WHO is that redhead with Alice? She looks familiar.”

Turns out it’s Ali Larter…

Ali Larter Sexy

…who I remember from Varsity Blues.

Ali Larter Varsity Blues

Mmmmmm… That one made me hungry!

Okay… back on track now! Here we have Elektra Natchios from Daredevil

Jennifer Garner Elektra

…played by Jennifer Garner.

Jennifer Garner

I sorta struggle with Jennifer Garner. I mean, she’s got a bangin’ body… there’s just something about her face… almost looks like a dude sometimes.

Jennifer Garner Sexy

There, much better!

K Lo also suggested I check out Angelina Jolie in Salt. To be honest, K Lo, I couldn’t find many sexy pictures from that flick…

Angelina Jolie Salt

… other than that one, there were a lot of pictures in which she looked like a homeless person…

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… about to jack a car!

I prefer my Angie as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider

Angelina Jolie Lara Croft

… or even as Sara “Sway” Wayland from Gone in 60 Seconds

Sara Wayland

Oh… and the other sexy bitch in that movie?

Eleanor

Eleanor! I’d have a hard time choosing between Sway and Eleanor!

And, oh dear God, lets not forget about the stunning Scarlett Johansson…

… as Black Widow from Iron Man 2

Black Widow

Whew! NICE!

Last but not least, here’s Rebecca Romijn…

rebecca-romijn-naked

… as Mystique from X-Men…

Rebecca Romijn Mystique

There ya go, K Lo! I could prolly go on forever with this post, but gotta stop at some point! Thanks for the suggestion!

OH! For the ladies… and men who like men, since we’re on X-Men, I present Hugh Jackman…

Hugh Jackman

…as Wolverine

Hugh Jackman Wolverine

Happy Saturday, folks!

Sexy Saturday ~ Emily Ratajkowski Edition!!!

Before I get into two HUGE news items, I need to share some thoughts about yoga pants!

Last night, on the way home from work, I stopped at the grocery store to pick up a few things and saw at least half a dozen women wearing yoga pants.

Yoga pants

This is NOT one of them and is, instead, a shot of a young lady at Walmart!

THIS is what was at Giant Eagle last night…

Yoga Pants Giant Eagle

…. woo hoo! Yoga pants are a fantastic clothing item… only if used correctly, however! They should come in small or medium (for the taller ladies)…That’s it… XXL is just, eww!

Naturally, I Googled yoga pants and came up with some pretty awesome results…

Like this one…

Yoga pants not at yoga

… She’s not doing yoga at all, nor is she wearing anything underneath from what I can tell…

Here is a proper use of those pants… like, for yoga…

Yoga Pants at yoga

… I need to sign up for a class… Like IMMEDIATELY!

Whew! Anyway, on to the big news items!

First of all, one of my favorite up and coming models, Emily Ratajkowski, will officially be in the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue… as a “rookie” for some reason… Here’s how she announced it on her official Twitter account (@emrata)…

Emily Ratajkowski Bum

 

And if you follow her on Twitter, since she’s from London, you’ll see that she calls her ass her bum! So cute!

If you’re not familiar with Emily, you may remember Robin Thicke’s video for Blurred Lines, in which she was prominently featured (beware, there are exposed breasts in this video; sooo not safe for work)…

One of my fellow bloggers has a site on which she featured my dear Emily. Unfortunately, it was merely a head shot and to be honest, Emily’s face isn’t her best feature. Check out that post HERE. I’ve included some more “extensive” photos if you’ll continue..

Emily Ratajkowski Hand Bra

HOLY SHIT! She should be on the COVER of Sports Illustrated!

Emily Ratajkowski See Through

Yes… her boobs are real, so don’t even say it! Watch the above video for proof!

Emily Ratajkowski in Red

Dear God….

Oh yeah, the other big news is that Emily has recently split with her creepy looking ginger boyfriend…

Emily with a dork

Do I have a chance with her? Of course I do! Unfortunately, for her, she hasn’t answered any of my 37 emails… yet! I’ll let y’all know how it goes!

Alright… few more photos then I gotta go!

Emily Ratajkowski Bum

Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob

Emily Sexy Dress

Whew!

I gotta post something here for the ladies and the men who like men. This past week at work, some of my female coworkers were gushing about Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr. So here ya go!

Tony Stark

 

Robert Downey Jr

 

robert-downey-jr

 

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Three Years Ago Today…

Satan

If y’all don’t like me airing my dirty laundry, then go check out ESPN or the latest news about North Korea preparing to nuke Austin, Texas (get out while you can, Pat!)

Three years ago today, I got a phone call at 12:10 pm…

HER: What are you doing?

ME: We had a half day of work for Good Friday, so we’re heading up to Winking Lizard for a few drinks and some wings.

HER: It’s nice outside, I thought you were gonna go home and do yardwork?

ME: I’m gonna take care of that… in a couple hours, though, if that’s alright.

HER: (Yelling) IT’S NOT ALRIGHT! YOU NEED TO PICK UP THE KIDS AND GO HOME AND WORK IN THE YARD!

ME: I hung up the phone…

Several additional nasty phone calls followed, all with myself on the receiving end.

That was April 2nd, 2010…

After 5,333 days, or almost 15 years, of marriage… I was done getting treated like a piece of shit…

What did I do wrong? I have no answer as I still have no clue. I busted my ass for my family! She and I got married in August of ’95 and Alexis came in April of ’97. Most of my friends had been chased off by her before Alexis was born. I’ve always worked hard, but when it came down to it I picked up a second job, at the Garfield Heights Home Depot in August of 2000, when our second daughter, Brooke, was born, to help cover the ($15,000 a year) day care costs.

I would work from 8-5 at my full time job, come home to fix dinner, then go work at Home Depot from 7-midnight; 3 days a week. I also worked full weekends at Home Depot, so for five years I worked 71 hours a week and missed out on Alexis growing up from age 3-8 and Brooke from birth to 5… I missed trips to the zoo. Birthday parties… I missed a lot of shit…

Through all that, in my spare time I took care of the kids, the yard, the house and built a beautiful deck on the back of “her” house…

To support our family and the added financial strain of multiple children, she fought against any additional work and merely continued to work 40 hours a week and was too tired for any family activity after her grueling 8 hour days… and weekends off…

At some time in ’05 we moved to Brunswick and I transferred to the Brunswick Home Depot as an appliance salesman… for 32 hours a week… in addition to my shitty full time job at the time…

In February of ’06, everything changed… my buddy Frank The Mayor of Funtown, referred me for my current job. I was excited because, based on the figures I was told, I wouldn’t have to work two jobs any more! So I quit my Home Depot job, accepted my current job, and went to Daytona for the week to enjoy some racing…

On Valentine’s Day (2/14/06) of ’06, we were all drivin’ to Daytona, and my wife blew me off when I called to make sure she got the flowers I’d sent. I later found out, through multiple sources, that she was “friends” with some dude…

Of course she denies this…. I still don’t get it…

And, recently, she’s messed with a lot of legal aspects of our agreements… so we shall see…

More of that legal stuff coming….

Sexy Saturday Goes Hi-fi!

I’ve been slacking a bit lately…. missed Sexy Saturday last week because I was spending time with some of my favorite women! I missed Hi-fi Friday yesterday because, again, I was spending time with one of my favorite women!

When I was a little boy I told my Mom that, one day, I want to be surrounded by beautiful women… I have achieved that with my three beautiful daughters, my beautiful Diane in PA and her three beautiful daughters! Don’t get me wrong… each and every one of them drive me crazy at times, but they all bring out the best in me!

Now let’s move on to some women who drive me crazy as well; but in a different way, because they won’t answer my emails in which I ask them out! Welcome to a combination of sorts… a Hi-fi Sexy Saturday…

Here’s Shania Twain!

Shania Twain

Shania was one of the first female country artists that caught my eye…

Shania Twain

… I’m not sure why, however.. Must be those socks!

Anyway, here’s one of her big hits from 1997… one that I couldn’t exactly sing out loud while runnin’ around the auto parts store I worked at…

~ Man! I Feel Like A Woman ~

As the video progresses, she removes layers of clothing. It’s mesmerizing!

I never really got into American Idol… until its fourth season when this girl named Carrie Underwood started lightin’ shit up!

Carrie Underwood Pink

I was hooked and watched the show through it’s finale, that Carrie won! Pretty in pink, eh?

She also does the bikini thing well….

Mmmmmmmm…. Well, shortly after I took that picture, she started dating the chokey, whiney, pussy QB of the Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo.

Detroit Lions v Dallas Cowboys

I imagine that’s right around the time she stopped enjoying meat became a vegan!

Carrie ended up marrying some hockey player…

She is a hell of a live performer, however. In this next video, she’s onstage with the legendary Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and holds up just fine…

~ Undo It & Walk This Way ~

… though Steven doesn’t seem to do to well. I think he wants to do it with her right on stage… Who wouldn’t? Did you SEE her legs?

Here’s another look from a different performance:

Carrie Underwood

DAYUM!

Y’all gotta remember that I’m sort of new to this country music thang… So I really didn’t know who Miranda Lambert is until I saw her in the beginning of Blake Shelton’s God Gave Me You.. She’s definitely worth checking out!

Miranda Lambert Boobs

I was also exposed to Miranda in one of her recent singles, the video featuring NASCAR’s Danica Patrick…

~ Fastest Girl In Town ~ 

Every time I watch that video I hope that it’ll change and Miranda and Danica will start making out! They never do; not even a friendly boob squeeze! Oh yeah, Danica might be the fastest girl in town, but put her on the track with 42 boys and they run circles around her. Literally.

Speaking of NASCAR and women, all we ever hear about is Danica Patrick. Did you guys know that there’s a woman who’s on a pit crew in the truck series? Her name’s Christmas Abbott and she’s a front tire changer. That’s right… at 5′ 3″ and 115 pounds, Christmas is ripping 60 pound tires off a racetruck!

And here she is!

Christmas Abbott Naked

She’s sort of fit…

CHRISTMAS ABBOTT in Inked Magazine

Am I right?

Christmas Abbott Ass

You could bounce lug nuts off that ass! Ha ha! Loogit the other crew members checkin’ her out…

Check out this video…

She’s quite impressive and I hope she moves up to the more popular series!

A little too chiseled for me, however, so I’ll have to pass, Christmas. Sorry!

Let’s move on to someone a little softer, shall we? Like Jessie James…

Jessie James

Honestly, I didn’t know who she was until this morning; but I’m glad I’ve discovered her!

Jessie James Flower

I like how she sort of uses the concept from Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher in this one..

~ My Cowboy ~

Hoo boy! Giddyup, Giddyup, GO is right!

Alright… last one here… This girl guy I work with, Dustin, recommended that I look up Jana Kramer a few months back. She He said she’d definitely be worthy of Sexy Saturday, and boy was she he right!

Jana Kramer Wow

Good call Dustin!

Jana Kramer Lingerie

I like her style in this one… She’s just so damn happy and bouncy!

~ What I Love About Your Love ~

I must be going, but before I do, here’s one for the ladies and men who like men Dustin. Aaron Lewis!

Aaron Lewis

~ Forever ~

Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks!

Tempers are Flarin’ in Brunswick Today!

Circle K Blows

I stopped at Circle K after work for some smokes ‘n’ beers… for you local people, I’m talking about the one on Grafton & Pearl here in Brunswick. Don’t ever go there! The service is terrible nearly any time of the day.

Sometimes I forget that and I’ll go there and walk in, see two lines of five people and figure, “SHIT! Well I’m here, so I’ll just wait in line…” When it’s finally my turn, I know what I want….

…. and yet they try to sell me more shit, like lighters, or gum or fuckin’ lottery tickets… Look, dude… I want to pay for what I want! If I required anything else, I would’ve certainly asked for it!

The stupid lottery tickets were what caused the problem today! There were two people clogging up the registers for several minutes selecting their favorite scratch offs .. Look, Mabel, you just bought $37 in scratch off tickets… the fact that you won $10 doesn’t mean you won! You’re still behind you idiot! You might wanna call the “800” number on the back of the ticket because you clearly have a problem!

I would absolutely love, LOVE it if the Ohio Lottery Commission would move all scratch off tickets, hell, ALL lottery functions to the Horseshoe Casino!

Anyway…. the girl in line in front of me (let’s call her red Jeep girl) became extremely agitated because she had to wait so long while the dolts bought their lottery crap….

Red Jeep girl paid for her gas, after the barrage of added sales questions, then walked out of the store towards the pumps… and almost got ran over by another patron, White Pacifica girl, who was driving towards the pumps… Red Jeep girl started jawing with White Pacifica girl… I couldn’t hear ’em but I could see they were pissed at each other! Red Jeep girl was petite… maybe 5’1″ and 100 pounds and maybe 40ish? White Pacifica girl was younger, but appeared to be bigger, like 80 to 100 pounds bigger. They stopped going at it, as Red Jeep girl was pumping gas as White Pacifica girl searched for an open pump…

As I was pulling out of the parking lot, though, I saw Red Jeep girl pull up to White Pacifica girl and they started jawing again… When I turned onto Pearl, I saw Red Jeep girl exit her vehicle and walk towards the Pacifica!

DAMN! I think I missed an awesome big girl/hot girl fight!

 

Sexy Saturday! Oh No! They’ve All Got GUNS!

I offered my opinions regarding gun control last month and I stick by those opinions.

I believe even more, over the last few weeks, that this is really a people issue. A crazy people issue.

I see silly comments like, “Less guns = less gun violence,” or “Less guns = less bullets fired…”

Neither of those statements address the real issue: the person pulling the trigger because, as I hope you’re aware, guns don’t pull their own triggers! I KNOW, that all changes when Skynet becomes self aware…

Cameron... The sexy Terminator

Cameron… The sexy Terminator

…but we’re not at that point… yet!

Let me compare the above silly comment to a recent ban that was enacted in New York.

New York seems to think, “Less soda = less fat people.” Oh, I’m not makin’ that up, read the article HERE! The government can’t trust the people with their sodas, so they take ’em away!

By the way, anyone reading this thinking that I’ve crossed over to the dark side by writing “SODA” instead of “POP”; I haven’t! I was concerned that the liberals reading this might read “POP” and misinterpret it as gunfire, thus hiding under their MacBook Air or dropping their iPads, iPods or iPhones!

Silly libs… POP!

One last thing before I get into some sexy people wielding weapons. I know several legal, responsible gun owners; one of which has an arsenal that John Rambo would jerk off to! Everything I’ve read that the President is proposing to control guns will affect those people.

Nothing he is proposing will stop the crazy mass murderers from getting their crazy on, and killing innocent people.

Okay… let’s go! (Click to embiggen!)

And here are some for the ladies and men who like men…

Speaking of John Rambo, here’s one of the best clips form First Blood Part 2:

AAAHHHHH that scene gets me so FIRED UP! …. and for most of it, Rambo doesn’t even have a gun, but loogit all the violence!

I can’t put up that clip without this next one:

“Mission…. ACCOMPLISHED…!”

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

For Anyone Else Wondering who that Hot Girl is in the DirecTV Commercials…

The latest DirecTV commercial features their new “Genie” technology where apparently one can record 5 shows at once. Well, to be honest, while watching this Bengals/Texans game I didn’t really pay attention to the technology in the commercial as much as I did the girl who is the “Genie.”

She’s stunning! So I looked her up and found out she’s a 22 year old IMG model named Hannah Davis…

Hannah Davis

Hannah Davis Bikini

And then I saw a story that said she’s rumored to be dating Yankees’ 38 year old shortstop Derek Jeter…

SERIOUSLY??? Can’t this dude stay off the hot girls and let ’em make their way out of New York and maybe into my area for once?

Dammit, Jeter, GO AWAY!

UPDATE! Featuring ASS…

Hanna Davis Ass WOW

Sexy Saturday ~ Let it Snow!

No, forget that… Seriously… DON’T let it snow! I don’t like it! Yeah, it’s pretty to look at and all, but the presence of snow that doesn’t melt is a sure sign that it’s freakin’ cold out there!

And driving in that crap is terrible! Shit.. I can hold my own, even with crappy tires on my Jetta [Note to self: Make appointment with Enger Goodyear to get some new rubber] but all the other wackos out there seem like they’re out to kill me. Put a 37 year old woman in an AWD Mountaineer and she thinks she’s immortal and flies down Pearl Rd. at 50 MPH in 6 inches of that pretty stuff. Then she stabs the brakes and puts the vehicle into a series of spins thus converting it into a 4,500 lb killing machine..

I think the best part of the cold and snow is watching sexy athletes compete in it!

Like X Games 4 time gold medalist Gretchen Bleiler…

Gretchen Bleiler Snowboarding

Oh… but that’s too many layers Gretchen!

Gretchen Bleiler

Alright… nude is MUCH better! Man, she’s ripped! How about one more… maybe when she’s not doping for competition…

Gretchen Bleiler Bikini

Okay… on to a slightly more successful snowboarder, Hannah Teter, who wn gold in the ’06 Winter Olympics…

Hannah Teter Snowboarding

Hard to tell that’s a woman, right?

Hannah Teter Bikini

She certainly is! And check this out…

Hannah Teter Ass

Whoo boy does she have a nice ass! I dunno what she’s thinkin’ wearing those baggy jeans and flannels!

Let’s move on to skiing, shall we? Here is Olympic Gold Medalist Lindsey Vonn..

Lindsey Vonn

At least she gets to wear better gear than the snowboarders! I gotta say, though, that these skiers have some balls for navigating those slopes! Lindsey cleans up pretty nicely, however…

Lindsey Vonn in bed

She’s so cute and looks all cuddly!

Lindsey Vonn Bikini

And, upon further review, she doesn’t have any balls!

Here’s one for the ladies and men who like men… Minnesota Vikings’ RB Adrian Peterson…

Adrian Peterson Vikings

… HE’S got balls! Dude’s a beast of a running back, great teammate and all around good guy. Last week, he missed beating out Eric Dickerson’s single season rushing yards record by only 9 yards… Peterson won’t be playing in any snow tonight at Lambeau field, but it’s gonna be pretty damn cold; mid 20s… he cleans up pretty well too.

Adrian Peterson Topless

Enjoy the rest of your (Wild Card) weekend folks!