With Halloween coming up I got a request from reader Elaine to do something to commemorate the holiday. The light bulb went off! With all the sexy women in horror films, how could I resist showcasing them here?
Before I get into the sexy, a little bit about Halloween and why it makes me sad. Pre-divorce, I would decorate the hell out of the house… orange “Halloween” lights around the perimeter of the front yard, smoke machine, creepy music, little graveyard action. It was a pretty awesome display… people would drive down the street and slow down or stop to check it out. It warmed my heart to watch children and adults both enjoy my display. I really miss that!
Oh well… On to the good stuff…
For starters, we have Angie Everhart from ‘Bordello of Blood’…
…. or Angie Everhart the model…
…. or….
Oh wow!
Let’s move on to Jennifer Tilly from ‘Bride of Chucky’….
Ya see her boobs? Damn! Here’s a better look….
BAM! Oof… I’ve been told she has an annoying voice… I’ve never noticed it!
Because she gets naked….
You can’t forget about Neve Campbell from the ‘Scream’ series..
She wasn’t really that sexy in ‘Scream,’ in my opinion… But she sure was in ‘Wild Things’ with Denise Richards!
There’s a video on YouTube of this scene… you should check it out!
Here’s a picture I took of Neve before our own pool bathtub shower scene!
It wouldn’t be fair to Denise Richards if I don’t include another picture of her…
Oops! That cropped wrong! I zoomed in to see what the heck she was wearing down there… Let’s try this:
Apparently there wasn’t enough materials to make a top. Now would be a good time to throw a puppy in the air… see if she’d try to catch it!
Okay… How about Jamie Lee Curtis from ‘Halloween’?
We need something better here…
And this one’s for you Brent!
Hoo boy!
Do you remember ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’? Me neither… but Jennifer Love Hewitt was in it…
Oh…she’s sexy!
Even when she dresses like George Jetson…
… and especially being playful in bed!
Okay… This one’s my favorite! Salma Hayek as Santánico Pandemonium in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn!’
Salma could easily change me from an ass guy to a boob guy…
See what I mean??
Here is Salma’s epic table dance before all hell literally breaks loose in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’. If you’ve never seen this I highly recommend you check it out. If you’ve seen it before, seriously, do yourself a favor and revisit it!
Man… I’m all fired up now!
Lastly, here’s one for you ladies and men who like men… George Clooney, who also starred in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’, with a puppy!
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks! GO BROWNS! Happy Halloween!
For Shiggles 