Sexy Saturday Goes Hi-fi!

I’ve been slacking a bit lately…. missed Sexy Saturday last week because I was spending time with some of my favorite women! I missed Hi-fi Friday yesterday because, again, I was spending time with one of my favorite women!

When I was a little boy I told my Mom that, one day, I want to be surrounded by beautiful women… I have achieved that with my three beautiful daughters, my beautiful Diane in PA and her three beautiful daughters! Don’t get me wrong… each and every one of them drive me crazy at times, but they all bring out the best in me!

Now let’s move on to some women who drive me crazy as well; but in a different way, because they won’t answer my emails in which I ask them out! Welcome to a combination of sorts… a Hi-fi Sexy Saturday…

Here’s Shania Twain!

Shania was one of the first female country artists that caught my eye…

… I’m not sure why, however.. Must be those socks!

Anyway, here’s one of her big hits from 1997… one that I couldn’t exactly sing out loud while runnin’ around the auto parts store I worked at…

~ Man! I Feel Like A Woman ~

As the video progresses, she removes layers of clothing. It’s mesmerizing!

I never really got into American Idol… until its fourth season when this girl named Carrie Underwood started lightin’ shit up!

I was hooked and watched the show through it’s finale, that Carrie won! Pretty in pink, eh?

She also does the bikini thing well….

Mmmmmmmm…. Well, shortly after I took that picture, she started dating the chokey, whiney, pussy QB of the Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo.

I imagine that’s right around the time she stopped enjoying meat became a vegan!

Carrie ended up marrying some hockey player…

She is a hell of a live performer, however. In this next video, she’s onstage with the legendary Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and holds up just fine…

~ Undo It & Walk This Way ~

… though Steven doesn’t seem to do to well. I think he wants to do it with her right on stage… Who wouldn’t? Did you SEE her legs?

Here’s another look from a different performance:

DAYUM!

Y’all gotta remember that I’m sort of new to this country music thang… So I really didn’t know who Miranda Lambert is until I saw her in the beginning of Blake Shelton’s God Gave Me You.. She’s definitely worth checking out!

I was also exposed to Miranda in one of her recent singles, the video featuring NASCAR’s Danica Patrick…

~ Fastest Girl In Town ~ 

Every time I watch that video I hope that it’ll change and Miranda and Danica will start making out! They never do; not even a friendly boob squeeze! Oh yeah, Danica might be the fastest girl in town, but put her on the track with 42 boys and they run circles around her. Literally.

Speaking of NASCAR and women, all we ever hear about is Danica Patrick. Did you guys know that there’s a woman who’s on a pit crew in the truck series? Her name’s Christmas Abbott and she’s a front tire changer. That’s right… at 5′ 3″ and 115 pounds, Christmas is ripping 60 pound tires off a racetruck!

And here she is!

She’s sort of fit…

Am I right?

You could bounce lug nuts off that ass! Ha ha! Loogit the other crew members checkin’ her out…

Check out this video…

She’s quite impressive and I hope she moves up to the more popular series!

A little too chiseled for me, however, so I’ll have to pass, Christmas. Sorry!

Let’s move on to someone a little softer, shall we? Like Jessie James…

Honestly, I didn’t know who she was until this morning; but I’m glad I’ve discovered her!

I like how she sort of uses the concept from Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher in this one..

~ My Cowboy ~

Hoo boy! Giddyup, Giddyup, GO is right!

Alright… last one here… This girl guy I work with, Dustin, recommended that I look up Jana Kramer a few months back. She He said she’d definitely be worthy of Sexy Saturday, and boy was she he right!

Good call Dustin!

I like her style in this one… She’s just so damn happy and bouncy!

~ What I Love About Your Love ~

I must be going, but before I do, here’s one for the ladies and men who like men Dustin. Aaron Lewis!

~ Forever ~

Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks!

Sexy Saturday – Country Singers Edition

Last week, the guys at work and I were talking about this new drama coming out next month called ‘Nashville’. The commercials for it are what caught our attention, as it stars the lovely & petite Hayden Panettieri. Hayden captivated audiences around the globe when she played a cheerleader in some movie several years ago. Unfortunately, I think she was under age back then so I won’t post those pictures here.

HOWEVA! She likes to get around in a bikini a lot lately so here’s some Hayden!

Trust me… She’s not angry in this picture this is her seductive look!

And so is this!

Ahhhh! The hand’s blocking the ass! C’mon Hayden!

Some elements of this picture delight and disturb me at the same time. Her ass is delightful, as is the underboob shot. But if you click on the picture for full resolution you’ll notice the disturbing part. She’s crawling towards the crotch of an unknown fella who is sporting a wedding band. Bad Hayden! Did he say “No” to her tongue?

I guess no one will ever know! Anyway, did you guys know that 5’2″ Hayden once dated 6’6″ boxing phenom Wladimir Klitschko?

My sources tell me they broke up because Hayden was starting to break in half!

Okay.. Back to ‘Nashville’. I pointed out to the guys the other star in that show ~ 45 year old Connie Britton, of Friday Night Lights fame!

Isn’t she so adorable? And she does the bikini thing quite nicely as well!

“Pffft! Hey Greg, I thought this post was about country singers and yet you’ve featured two actresses.” SHUT UP! The discussion about ‘Nashville’ is what prompted me to write about country singers.

My all time favorite hot country singer is Shania Twain, even though she’s a canuck!

But man, oh man, is she purdy!

How come her boobs look twice as big in the second picture as they do in the first? I really don’t care!

Another favorite of mine? Gretchen Wilson. She’s party girl hot!

I started looking up some stuff about Carrie Underwood and now I’m wondering if Shania should really top my list. Underwood is insanely hot and extremely talented.

Carrie also sports the bikini well!

Wanna know what’s messed up? When I looked up the above Carrie Underwood video on YouTube, the coinciding advertisement was pimping the latest Taylor Swift release. This:

Holy shit… I don’t think I can ever unhear or unsee that! Just incoherent drivel! Watch the Underwood video and then watch the Swift video. If you don’t agree with me about the HUGE gap in talent you’re like twelve years old!

A lot of Taylor’s songs are basically about lashing out at dudes she dated that dumped her. Maybe, Taylor, if you weren’t such an annoying, talentless psycho you could maintain a relationship!

You know the only reason Jon Mayer didn’t write a song in retaliation of your release of ‘Dear John’… reportedly written about his breakup with you? Because you’re unattractive…

… and his song would’ve been about a relationship with someone who was essentially a thirteen year old little boy, which is a big “No No” in the recording industry! You look like the lead singer of Hanson!

Other notables: Miranda Lambert!

This song and accompanying video concern me a bit. It’s basically about sluts and car thieves. The presence of Danica Patrick makes it that much worse.

Oh hey Kellie Pickler and your huge fake boobs!

Last but definitely not least LeAnn Rimes…

Here are a couple dudes for the ladies and men who like men. Toby Kieth for starters (this one’s for you Diane!)

This is undoubtedly my favorite Toby Keith tune, since I never pursued my dream of protecting my country… though many, many others have.

Shit… Diane you get TWO dudes here. I present the artist formerly known as Kid Rock…

… and the accompanying video.

Here’s one of my Mom’s favorites… Randy Travis.

DAMN it sucks that Randy Travis is such a wreck nowadays.. I hope he gets better… Dude was a fantastic songwriter and great performer. Here’s, in my opinion, one of his best tunes.

“It’s not what you take when you leave this world behind you; It’s what you leave behind you when you go.” ~ Randy Travis

Enjoy the rest of your extended weekend, folks! Especially all you Bernhardt women! I love you all and miss you like crazy!

Hug your children and love them every day…