Sexy Saturday ~ Election Edition ~ Who’s Supporting Who?

Hoo boy! This election season is nearly over! Thank God!

I’ve had it with all the political ads, on both sides. I’m done arguing with clueless people who blindly follow Obama without researching any of his claims, or failures since he came into office, and prior.

I wrote before how all politicians are asses, but what about their supporters? I couldn’t care less if these supporters are asses. My concern is: ARE THEY SEXY?

It’s pretty common knowledge that most celebrities support Obama whoever’s running on the left. I’ve never tried to figure out why that is, but I’m sure it has to do with California… or art… 

So let’s check out the lefties…

Madonna…

Sorry about that one… I think that’s some 17 year old boy… Let’s try again…

Madonna…

There we go! That’s back when she was relevant. Nowadays, she’s an annoying old hag…

Oh… it pains me that this beauty is an Obama supporter…

Olivia Wilde…

I follow Olivia on twitter. I don’t believe she’s ever tweeted anything pro-Obama; she only spews anti-Mitt stuff. 

If she would stay just like that for, say, 7 minutes, I’m certain I could change her vote. Hell, I’ll even “cover” the birth control!

Eva Longoria…

Ok… hold on for this one…

Click to embiggen! Eva’s an annoying twit but, dear God, loogit that ass! 

I could go on forever with the liberals because, like I said, they are the majority in Hollywood…

But there are some smart ones…

Patricia Heaton…

… and her enormous boobs…

… support Mitt!

Julianne Hough…

USA! USA! I understand she was on Dancing With the Stars…

She’s cute!

Jenna Jameson…

THAT was a fun Google search!

Stacey Dash…

USA! USA! As you can see, Stacey isn’t caucasian…

When she endorsed Mitt Romney she caught all kinds of hell from the black community. Death threats on twitter. Unreal…

And of course Mitt has idiots throwing their support at him…

Lindsay Lohan…

Ugh… can you believe she’s 26? She looks terrible… must be from ingesting all that coke and semen… 

Here’s a better one…

This one’s not too bad either… 

Okay… guess I need a couple for the ladies and men who like men…

For you libs, I present Billy Joe Armstrong, that dork from ‘Green Day’.

Billy Joe has the same issues with coke and semen as Lindsay Lohan does!

And for the intelligent ones out there… Kid Rock!

And when I say Kid Rock I mean the original, not the Kenny Chesney wannabe. That dude’s name is Bob Ritchie, and his song ‘Born Free’ is one that Mitt has used throughout his campaign. Mitt should be using this song for his campaign..

 

I must get going. Now remember people, if you’re gonna vote do your research, educate yourself. Don’t vote based on a commercial you saw on TV. If you’re not gonna educate yourself, do us all a favor and don’t vote.

REMEMBER: Republicans vote on Tuesday, November 6th. Democrats vote on Wednesday!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks! GO BROWNS!

Hug your children and love them every day…

Sexy Saturday is Promoting Breast Awareness!

Oops! I meant breast cancer awareness. I’m not here to be an educator, so I won’t get into specifics except that breast cancer has the potential to destroy beautiful tits; and the women they’re attached to.

Not too long ago, a very dear friend of mine endured a breast cancer scare. Though everything turned out negative, her poor left boob was smashed, cut, punctured, bruised and swollen in the process. Thank God it was nothing…  

Early detection is key in beating breast cancer. If you ladies feel any sort of lump, no matter how insignificant it seems, ya gotta get it checked out. If you’d like, I can check it out too so you have multiple opinions. Even if you don’t feel a lump, I wouldn’t mind fondling your breasts for safe measures!

ANYWAY… In case you didn’t know, and you have to be living under a rock not to, October is breast cancer awareness month! All of my favorite sports are promoting awareness and contributing lots of money to research and treatment..

This includes the NFL…

…the NHRA…

… and NASCAR…

Thanks so much to these institutions for helping to protect breasts around the world!

Y’all protect ’em so I can look at ’em!

Whether they’re the small, tight perky ones like Olivia Wilde’s…

… or Kelly Brook’s humongous funbags…

Here’s a random pair I stumbled across…

Damn! I think I stared at that .gif for like 7 minutes straight! Whew! I think I want a redhead…

Sofia Vergara….

I filmed this way back when I had my F-150…

Can’t forget about Kate Upton!

Or, my girl, Jennifer Swift!

Ohhhh! Just thought of this.. One of my old favorites… Jennifer Aniston!

Well… I can keep this up forever, so I best be goin’! 

Remember, ladies, examine your girls as much as possible to catch any potential problems early…

And if you’re not up to the task…. ya know how to get a hold of me; I’ll check ’em out for you!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Hug your children and love them every day…

Politicians are All Asses ~ Just Like Today’s Edition of Sexy Saturday

All of the political commercials are driving me crazy. I can’t make it through 30 minutes of football without seeing 17 minutes of Obama’s ass. Biden is a bumbling ass! Obama distorts the truth; so does Romney.

YOUR GOAL should be to do your own research to determine that Romney/Ryan has better solutions for this country! WOO HOO! Take that libs!

Now on to some asses that are worth my time!

YAY Second Amendment!!

A post featuring female buttocks wouldn’t be complete without some jiggly Jessica Biel action..

… or a still shot!

Some men prefer an enormous ass, such as this one provided by Kim Kardashian…

The asshole on the left is Kanye West!

Perhaps this is a better picture of Kim..

Nah… too much! Besides, her sister Kourtney is WAY hotter!

I’ve always been a fan of Olivia Wilde; since I discovered her on that TV show, House…

…and we only went out a few times before she started to show her political side. Hoo boy is she a liberal nutjob! She is like the total opposite of Rush Limbaugh. In every single way! I had to dump her. Sorry Liv!

I know this is supposed to be an ass only post, but I couldn’t not post this next picture of Olivia. I guess I’m sort of like Obama in that I don’t always do what I say. ZING!

Her hotness cannot be denied! She just needs to not talk!

Here’s a shot of my neighbor that I’m giving swimming lessons to.

My other neighbor.. This is not voyeurism; she told me to take this picture. I was about 2 seconds to fast!

Oh… I almost forgot about Jessica Alba…

She does NOT know I took this pic, so please don’t tell her.

Now there is one ass that stands out above all others. It looks great in a dress, a bikini, or jeans and even sweatpants! And it’s not merely an ass that is nice to look at. It’s part of what most men would call the “total package.” A fantastic Mom, a great friend and a beautiful woman; inside and out! I have no pictures of her ass, however. This is the best I can do!

And for the ladies and men who like men? Some would describe this man as an ass. He’s actually a god! A God of Thunder!

As hard as I looked, I couldn’t find pictures of his ass. I’m not so sure I want to see that anyway!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today’s birthday boy, Chaim Weitz of KISS!

Actually, he’s more commonly known as Gene Simmons… this guy!

 

Happy 63rd Birthday, man! See you at Blossom in 18 days!!

I’ll leave you with an amusing KISS video.. (You Make Me) Rock Hard… It starts off with some women’s asses mixed in with Paul Stanley’s ass. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference!

The girls and I are off to my company picnic! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!

Hug your children and love them every day…

 

Sexy Saturday ~ Network Television Edition

I don’t watch very much TV at all these days. When I do, it’s mostly sports.

There are, however, a few shows I watch. Actually, I set my DVR to record them and get caught up when I can.

Here are some of the shows I watch when time allows:

• Modern Family
• Happy Endings
• Parenthood
• House

And there are very attractive people in all of these shows..

I’ll start with Modern Family… Hilarious comedy if you haven’t seen it. And if you haven’t seen it, you definitely should check it out..

First we have  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett; aka Sofia Vergara…

…. and Sofia Vergara out in the wild…. as herself!

Next is Gloria’s step-granddaughter, Haley Dunphy, played by Sarah Hyland…

 …. and Sarah Hyland.

Don’t start…. she’s legal!

On to Happy Endings…. another comedy… another one you must check out!

We have Alex Kerkovich played by Elisha Cuthbert.

… and Elisha Cuthbert.

I did not know THIS would come up when I searched… Bonus shot with Mila Kunis Maaaake Ooooouuut!

One more… because how could I not…?

Then there’s Alex’s sister, Jane Kerkovich-Williams, played by the lovely and hilarious Eliza Coupe.

…. and Eliza Coupe.

I also got hooked on Parenthood… a drama! Stupid show makes me cry; virtually every episode!

I saw a commercial for this show in which they were talking about Minka Kelly being on the next episode….

There was NO WAY I wasn’t tuning in for Minka!

So she hooked me… then was gone. But there was enough sexiness on the show every week to keep the ball rolling (actually it was the show itself that kept me watching; shhhhhh don’t tell anyone).

Here is Kristina Braverman; played by Monica Potter…

…. and Monica Potter.

Sarah Braverman played by Lauren Graham…

… and Lauren Graham.

I wish I could find sexy pictures of Lauren Graham… I tried, but apparently she doesn’t frequent beaches in a bikini or hang out at Maxim Magazine photo shoots. Oh well, she plays a very sultry character on Parenthood and turns me on quite a bit.

Jasmine Braverman played by Joy Bryant…

…and Joy Bryant.

Julia Braverman played by Erika Christensen…

…and Erika Christensen.

Don’t bother… I got real close to my monitor and tilted it…. still couldn’t see any more of her left breast.

But here’s some nipple…

And last, but definitely not least, is House.

I haven’t watched House in quite some time, but I’ll never forget about Thirteen; played by Olivia Wilde.

… here she is…

I could just keep going with Olivia here… but I’ll stop.

Apparently, some guys don’t like her…  I’ve been told her boobs are too small.. and was questioned as to why I would put her in a “BOOBS” post. I disagree.. I emailed her, requesting to see her tits… Her response?

Seems to be issues with this .gif. Click on the pic for a much better experience!

Hey Greg, if this works for you, give me a call and you can check them out for yourself. xoxoxo, Olivia.

That call has been placed….

Crap…. I forgot about you ladies… since my brain was just shifting to football, y’all get football players.

NY Jets backup QB/Minister Tim Tebow…

Cleveland Browns wide receiver, Carlton Mitchell…

New England Patriots QB Tom Brady…

Enjoy the rest of your weekend everyone!